Spare beds

Julian Mayo · Post by **Julian Mayo** » Thu Jun 16, 2005 5:02 pm

A couple of large Spanish " gentlemen " have been asking around the village about me. Fortunately most of the villagers know the Axe, however I may have to, shall we say, take a little holiday. Anyone got a spare bed for 3 kids, two very tiny dogs(

,well two dogs) me, the AXE, and "Therapy"?Wild Turkey will be shared, I will bring plenty of firewood, a pig or two for tucker, a couple of chooks and a rooster for eggs, some " Bushwacker"' cds, fish food,Fred with Doom 3,Viet Kong,MOHA,Duty of Honour,and " the penguin Whacker". Own swags if need be. Will skin, gut, clean and cook 5 nights out of seven,(or until their visas run out). Have own reloading gear and fishing poles( don't worry RAH, the sinkers wouln't fit in your aquarium)
Prefer house with elevated views, a long driveway, will provide white sighting rock for driveway entrance.
PS. Therapy is used to a centrally heated garage at 22% humidity and a constant temperature of 22 deg C.
Replies ASAP

Graham Ross · Post by **Graham Ross** » Thu Jun 16, 2005 5:14 pm

Would love to but my wife is Spanish

Oh and my garage is centrally heated and configured for 15% humidity and 18 degrees. A lot of wine in there

rah · Post by **rah** » Thu Jun 16, 2005 5:46 pm

You had me at fish food.

Julian Mayo · Post by **Julian Mayo** » Thu Jun 16, 2005 5:53 pm

Graham Ross wrote:Would love to but my wife is Spanish

Oh and my garage is centrally heated and configured for 15% humidity and 18 degrees. A lot of wine in there

And your address

Julian Mayo · Post by **Julian Mayo** » Thu Jun 16, 2005 5:54 pm

julian mayo wrote:
Graham Ross wrote:Would love to but my wife is Spanish

Oh and my garage is centrally heated and configured for 15% humidity and 18 degrees. A lot of wine in there
And your address

Does she dance

K-D · Post by **K-D** » Thu Jun 16, 2005 6:19 pm

Dear Sir,

You are most welcome at the Castle.

Julian Mayo · Post by **Julian Mayo** » Thu Jun 16, 2005 6:19 pm

rah wrote:You had me at fish food.

exactly how big is the balcony? I have tents of various sizes, the oinks are very quiet, and will be yummy, ( should I bring Soy, paprika, apple sauce,honey and plum jam?)

Julian Mayo · Post by **Julian Mayo** » Thu Jun 16, 2005 6:33 pm

K-D wrote:Dear Sir,

You are most welcome at the Castle.

Why Sir, how gentlemanly of you! Do you employ any spanish people, perchance

K-D · Post by **K-D** » Thu Jun 16, 2005 6:37 pm

julian mayo wrote:
K-D wrote:Dear Sir,

You are most welcome at the Castle.

Why Sir, how gentlemanly of you! Do you employ any spanish people, perchance

Only a female dancer.

Kapel · Post by **Kapel** » Thu Jun 16, 2005 6:51 pm

Most Welcome to Bombay,eeeehhh,the temp is better now with 32deg & the humidity level has gone down to 74%.
The kids can enjoy the monsoon here & seas food would be appreciated

The AXE would be very handy

K-D · Post by **K-D** » Thu Jun 16, 2005 6:52 pm

Is there still a Bombay?? Is it not Mumbai??

Kapel · Post by **Kapel** » Thu Jun 16, 2005 6:58 pm

K-D wrote:Is there still a Bombay?? Is it not Mumbai??

I'm impressed!!Yes its changed to Mumbai(bloody politicians) but not everyone around knows about it

K-D · Post by **K-D** » Thu Jun 16, 2005 7:03 pm

Kapel wrote:
K-D wrote:Is there still a Bombay?? Is it not Mumbai??

I'm impressed!!Yes its changed to Mumbai(bloody politicians) but not everyone around knows about it

There are three ports.

Bombay old port.
Mumbai port
Nava Sheva - +40 km from Mumbai

Or do I remember that incorrectly??

K-D · Post by **K-D** » Thu Jun 16, 2005 7:05 pm

Beijing used to be Peking.

Myanmar was once Burma.

Guangdao (seppling) used to be Canton.

Zimbabwe was Rhodesia (a country named after a person Sir Cecil Rhodes!!

)

The list must be much longer.

Kapel · Post by **Kapel** » Thu Jun 16, 2005 7:11 pm

K-D wrote:
Kapel wrote:
K-D wrote:Is there still a Bombay?? Is it not Mumbai??

I'm impressed!!Yes its changed to Mumbai(bloody politicians) but not everyone around knows about it
There are three ports.

Bombay old port.
Mumbai port
Nava Sheva - +40 km from Mumbai

Or do I remember that incorrectly??

Perfect