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mondegreens are basically misheard lyrics. Some of them are so funny.
Thought you might like to share your favourites.
"Dirty Deeds (Done Dirt Cheap)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dirty deeds done to sheep
Original Lyrics:
Dirty deeds done dirt cheap
"Blowin' In The Wind"
Misheard Lyrics:
The ants are my friends
They're blowin in the wind
The ants are blowin in the wind
Original Lyrics:
The answer my friend
is blowin' in the wind
the answer is blowin in the wind
"I Believe in Miracles"
Misheard Lyrics:
I believe in Milkos
Original Lyrics:
I belive in miracles
I actually knew people who sang the last two songs with those misheard lyrics.
Thought you might like to share your favourites.
"Dirty Deeds (Done Dirt Cheap)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dirty deeds done to sheep
Original Lyrics:
Dirty deeds done dirt cheap
"Blowin' In The Wind"
Misheard Lyrics:
The ants are my friends
They're blowin in the wind
The ants are blowin in the wind
Original Lyrics:
The answer my friend
is blowin' in the wind
the answer is blowin in the wind
"I Believe in Miracles"
Misheard Lyrics:
I believe in Milkos
Original Lyrics:
I belive in miracles
I actually knew people who sang the last two songs with those misheard lyrics.
Holy crap on a cracker!
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2008 Round of France winner!!! Wooooooohoooo!!!!!!
2010 Round of Britian winner!!!!!!
A friend of mine got this one badly wrong:
(Smashmouth's All-Star)
She was looking kind of dumb with her finger in her bum and the shape of a elf on her forehead.
The actual lyrics as follows:
She was looking kinda dumb with her finger and her thumb
in the shape of an "L" on her forehead.
(Smashmouth's All-Star)
She was looking kind of dumb with her finger in her bum and the shape of a elf on her forehead.
The actual lyrics as follows:
She was looking kinda dumb with her finger and her thumb
in the shape of an "L" on her forehead.
In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move. - Douglas Adams (1952-2001)
The John Clay Band's live cover version of 'Walking the Dog' went something like this:
W*nking the frog
I'm just a w*nking the frog
If you don't know how to do it
I'll show you how to w*nk the frog
C'm on now c'm on
The actual lyrics are of course:
Walking the hog
I'm just a walking the hog
If you don't know how to do it
I'll show you how to walk the hog
C'mon now c'mon
W*nking the frog
I'm just a w*nking the frog
If you don't know how to do it
I'll show you how to w*nk the frog
C'm on now c'm on
The actual lyrics are of course:
Walking the hog
I'm just a walking the hog
If you don't know how to do it
I'll show you how to walk the hog
C'mon now c'mon
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Take your pants down and make it happen -- Irene Cara's "Flashdance", of course it's really
Take your passion and make it happen
I am a rock, I am an onion -- Simon and Garfunkel, of course,
I am a rock, I am an island
Take your passion and make it happen
I am a rock, I am an onion -- Simon and Garfunkel, of course,
I am a rock, I am an island
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