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Ma a a t e.! Get someone ter cook up some scones, and lamingtons, JacFan will bring some paper cups n plates, JayVee will bake a cake, I have got some mates in a band who will do anything for a free beer, yer missus can convert a tablecloth to a weddingdress, and I will bringrah wrote:Chill peeps. I cant afford it, that is the only thing holding me back. It wont have to be a grand wedding, but even a simple one will cost money. And after getting in debt with a home loan, the last thing we need is another expenditure.
Lol might have to take you up on that. The only thing you are missing is the spit roast. As for the beer, mates missus works for toohey's. May not taste the best but free beer always tastes good.Julian Mayo wrote:Ma a a t e.! Get someone ter cook up some scones, and lamingtons, JacFan will bring some paper cups n plates, JayVee will bake a cake, I have got some mates in a band who will do anything for a free beer, yer missus can convert a tablecloth to a weddingdress, and I will bringrah wrote:Chill peeps. I cant afford it, that is the only thing holding me back. It wont have to be a grand wedding, but even a simple one will cost money. And after getting in debt with a home loan, the last thing we need is another expenditure.
2 bottles of Bubbly Stuff for toasts
Flowers nicked from The National Park on the way
confetti from a wedding or two on the way
my mate, "The Celebrant" as she is known, she owes me a favour,
2 spittoons
4 kegs
4 slabs of WT
4 bottles of port
4 casks of wine (2 white,2 red)
4 asprin
Yer have yer swag, I will bring a tarp, n yer can use yer I tonner for the Honeymoon suite
Maate, I have got the tucker covered......roadkillrah wrote:Lol might have to take you up on that. The only thing you are missing is the spit roast. As for the beer, mates missus works for toohey's. May not taste the best but free beer always tastes good.Julian Mayo wrote:Ma a a t e.! Get someone ter cook up some scones, and lamingtons, JacFan will bring some paper cups n plates, JayVee will bake a cake, I have got some mates in a band who will do anything for a free beer, yer missus can convert a tablecloth to a weddingdress, and I will bringrah wrote:Chill peeps. I cant afford it, that is the only thing holding me back. It wont have to be a grand wedding, but even a simple one will cost money. And after getting in debt with a home loan, the last thing we need is another expenditure.
2 bottles of Bubbly Stuff for toasts
Flowers nicked from The National Park on the way
confetti from a wedding or two on the way
my mate, "The Celebrant" as she is known, she owes me a favour,
2 spittoons
4 kegs
4 slabs of WT
4 bottles of port
4 casks of wine (2 white,2 red)
4 asprin
Yer have yer swag, I will bring a tarp, n yer can use yer I tonner for the Honeymoon suite
Oh and the new house is about 50m from the Royal National Park so you don't even have to stop on the way.
mmmmmmm warm road kill, get it before its stiff.Julian Mayo wrote:
Maate, I have got the tucker covered......roadkill
Then there are the mittens n boots you get to make , and Davey Crocket caps....Bonusrah wrote:mmmmmmm warm road kill, get it before its stiff.Julian Mayo wrote:
Maate, I have got the tucker covered......roadkill
You only get 20 years for murder!!!rah wrote:The boss and I are finally buying a house. Now I get to be in debt for the next 25 years or so. It will be much better than living in the concrete shoe box that I live in at the moment though.
Now any ideas on avoiding the question? Yes "the" QUESTION.
Lets hope for Rah's sake SHE doesn't read that and get ideasBundy wrote:You only get 20 years for murder!!!rah wrote:The boss and I are finally buying a house. Now I get to be in debt for the next 25 years or so. It will be much better than living in the concrete shoe box that I live in at the moment though.
Now any ideas on avoiding the question? Yes "the" QUESTION.
Less for good behaviour
Maybe I should have PM'd it to Rah insteadJulian Mayo wrote:Lets hope for Rah's sake SHE doesn't read that and get ideasBundy wrote:You only get 20 years for murder!!!rah wrote:The boss and I are finally buying a house. Now I get to be in debt for the next 25 years or so. It will be much better than living in the concrete shoe box that I live in at the moment though.
Now any ideas on avoiding the question? Yes "the" QUESTION.
Less for good behaviour
Snowy, so many people have low self esteem. Everyone has something to offer this world and everyone needs love too. However, one has to learn to recognise one's own value as a person and not rely on other people providing us with validation. Or to put it more simply.... learn to love thyself.Snowy wrote:Perhaps I exaggerated a bit and used a bit of poetic licence, and I hope that I did not imply that one should marry because one is afraid.jacfan wrote:I am sorry Snowy but I have never heard a bigger load of dung in my life.
However I have good reason to believe that even people with low self esteem are valuable members of our society and deserve to be nurtured and loved. And I know what it is like to have loved someoene with low self esteem and am in love with someone with low self esteem.
I pride myself on not having any self esteem at all and am thatnkful that I can be loved.
I think you'll find we are all very complex and paradoxical. Afraid of committement whilst paradixically afraid of being alone, amongst other things.
One should always think for oneself though, ignore people who write on forums, ignore one's gut feeling at one's peril and not be afraid of marrying or not marrying the one we love.
Murder? No way mate, that is just wrong. Who the hell would help me pay the home loan??Bundy wrote:You only get 20 years for murder!!!rah wrote:The boss and I are finally buying a house. Now I get to be in debt for the next 25 years or so. It will be much better than living in the concrete shoe box that I live in at the moment though.
Now any ideas on avoiding the question? Yes "the" QUESTION.
Less for good behaviour
I don't think Bundy is suggesting that you kill anyone, least of all your wonderful fiance. However I believe he is saying that if you murder someone you get twenty years in jail (perhaps less with time off for good behaviour) while marriage is a LIFE sentance with NO chance of parole.rah wrote:Murder? No way mate, that is just wrong. Who the hell would help me pay the home loan??Bundy wrote:You only get 20 years for murder!!!rah wrote:The boss and I are finally buying a house. Now I get to be in debt for the next 25 years or so. It will be much better than living in the concrete shoe box that I live in at the moment though.
Now any ideas on avoiding the question? Yes "the" QUESTION.
Less for good behaviour
Rah,i can b ur priest,Indian though,will get my redbull alongJulian Mayo wrote:Ma a a t e.! Get someone ter cook up some scones, and lamingtons, JacFan will bring some paper cups n plates, JayVee will bake a cake, I have got some mates in a band who will do anything for a free beer, yer missus can convert a tablecloth to a weddingdress, and I will bringrah wrote:Chill peeps. I cant afford it, that is the only thing holding me back. It wont have to be a grand wedding, but even a simple one will cost money. And after getting in debt with a home loan, the last thing we need is another expenditure.
2 bottles of Bubbly Stuff for toasts
Flowers nicked from The National Park on the way
confetti from a wedding or two on the way
my mate, "The Celebrant" as she is known, she owes me a favour,
2 spittoons
4 kegs
4 slabs of WT
4 bottles of port
4 casks of wine (2 white,2 red)
4 asprin
Yer have yer swag, I will bring a tarp, n yer can use yer I tonner for the Honeymoon suite
