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Spare beds
Posted: Thu Jun 16, 2005 5:02 pm
by Julian Mayo
A couple of large Spanish " gentlemen " have been asking around the village about me. Fortunately most of the villagers know the Axe, however I may have to, shall we say, take a little holiday. Anyone got a spare bed for 3 kids, two very tiny dogs(
,well two dogs) me, the AXE, and "Therapy"?Wild Turkey will be shared, I will bring plenty of firewood, a pig or two for tucker, a couple of chooks and a rooster for eggs, some " Bushwacker"' cds, fish food,Fred with Doom 3,Viet Kong,MOHA,Duty of Honour,and " the penguin Whacker". Own swags if need be. Will skin, gut, clean and cook 5 nights out of seven,(or until their visas run out). Have own reloading gear and fishing poles( don't worry RAH, the sinkers wouln't fit in your aquarium)
Prefer house with elevated views, a long driveway, will provide white sighting rock for driveway entrance.
PS. Therapy is used to a centrally heated garage at 22% humidity and a constant temperature of 22 deg C.
Replies ASAP
Posted: Thu Jun 16, 2005 5:14 pm
by Graham Ross
Would love to but my wife is Spanish
Oh and my garage is centrally heated and configured for 15% humidity and 18 degrees. A lot of wine in there
Posted: Thu Jun 16, 2005 5:46 pm
by rah
You had me at fish food.
Posted: Thu Jun 16, 2005 5:53 pm
by Julian Mayo
Graham Ross wrote:Would love to but my wife is Spanish
Oh and my garage is centrally heated and configured for 15% humidity and 18 degrees. A lot of wine in there
And your address
Posted: Thu Jun 16, 2005 5:54 pm
by Julian Mayo
julian mayo wrote:Graham Ross wrote:Would love to but my wife is Spanish
Oh and my garage is centrally heated and configured for 15% humidity and 18 degrees. A lot of wine in there
And your address
Does she dance
Posted: Thu Jun 16, 2005 6:19 pm
by K-D
Dear Sir,
You are most welcome at the Castle.
Posted: Thu Jun 16, 2005 6:19 pm
by Julian Mayo
rah wrote:You had me at fish food.
exactly how big is the balcony? I have tents of various sizes, the oinks are very quiet, and will be yummy, ( should I bring Soy, paprika, apple sauce,honey and plum jam?)
Posted: Thu Jun 16, 2005 6:33 pm
by Julian Mayo
K-D wrote:Dear Sir,
You are most welcome at the Castle.
Why Sir, how gentlemanly of you! Do you employ any spanish people, perchance
Posted: Thu Jun 16, 2005 6:37 pm
by K-D
julian mayo wrote:K-D wrote:Dear Sir,
You are most welcome at the Castle.
Why Sir, how gentlemanly of you! Do you employ any spanish people, perchance
Only a female dancer.
Posted: Thu Jun 16, 2005 6:51 pm
by Kapel
Most Welcome to Bombay,eeeehhh,the temp is better now with 32deg & the humidity level has gone down to 74%.
The kids can enjoy the monsoon here & seas food would be appreciated
The AXE would be very handy
Posted: Thu Jun 16, 2005 6:52 pm
by K-D
Is there still a Bombay?? Is it not Mumbai??
Posted: Thu Jun 16, 2005 6:58 pm
by Kapel
K-D wrote:Is there still a Bombay?? Is it not Mumbai??
I'm impressed!!Yes its changed to Mumbai(bloody politicians) but not everyone around knows about it
Posted: Thu Jun 16, 2005 7:03 pm
by K-D
Kapel wrote:K-D wrote:Is there still a Bombay?? Is it not Mumbai??
I'm impressed!!Yes its changed to Mumbai(bloody politicians) but not everyone around knows about it
There are three ports.
Bombay old port.
Mumbai port
Nava Sheva - +40 km from Mumbai
Or do I remember that incorrectly??
Posted: Thu Jun 16, 2005 7:05 pm
by K-D
Beijing used to be Peking.
Myanmar was once Burma.
Guangdao (seppling) used to be Canton.
Zimbabwe was Rhodesia (a country named after a person Sir Cecil Rhodes!!
)
The list must be much longer.
Posted: Thu Jun 16, 2005 7:11 pm
by Kapel
K-D wrote:Kapel wrote:K-D wrote:Is there still a Bombay?? Is it not Mumbai??
I'm impressed!!Yes its changed to Mumbai(bloody politicians) but not everyone around knows about it
There are three ports.
Bombay old port.
Mumbai port
Nava Sheva - +40 km from Mumbai
Or do I remember that incorrectly??
Perfect
