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Posted: **Sat Jun 11, 2005 7:59 am**

Victa has just released a new model lawn mower called the Schappelle....it holds 4kilos of grass and comes with a 20 year guarantee.

Posted: **Sat Jun 11, 2005 11:39 am**

I like it

Posted: **Sun Jun 12, 2005 12:22 am**

Ah now I heard it on the wireless a couple of days ago. I liked it then, I like it now. Of course the media doesent want to know about that poor aussie in Vietnam now does it?

Posted: **Sun Jun 12, 2005 7:04 am**

rah wrote:Ah now I heard it on the wireless a couple of days ago. I liked it then, I like it now. Of course the media doesent want to know about that poor aussie in Vietnam now does it?

Machine gun fodder! If I ever heard our Dear Foreign Ambassador Downer (now there is an aussie joke) say the government was doing all it could for me I would kiss my backside goodbye

Posted: **Tue Jun 14, 2005 7:01 pm**

The Bundy Bear goes to the bar, barman asks "what can i get you?"
The bear replies "I'll have a Bundy and ..................................................................................................................................Dry".
Barman looks at the bear and asks
"What's with the big Pause???"

boom boom

Posted: **Tue Jun 14, 2005 8:21 pm**

bundy wrote:The Bundy Bear goes to the bar, barman asks "what can i get you?"
The bear replies "I'll have a Bundy and ..................................................................................................................................Dry".
Barman looks at the bear and asks
"What's with the big Pause???"

boom boom

We don't serve Bears.
I don't want to get pregnant, I just want a drink.!
(stud joke)

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