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Victa has just released a new model lawn mower called the Schappelle....it holds 4kilos of grass and comes with a 20 year guarantee.
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Machine gun fodder! If I ever heard our Dear Foreign Ambassador Downer (now there is an aussie joke) say the government was doing all it could for me I would kiss my backside goodbyerah wrote:Ah now I heard it on the wireless a couple of days ago. I liked it then, I like it now. Of course the media doesent want to know about that poor aussie in Vietnam now does it?
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The Bundy Bear goes to the bar, barman asks "what can i get you?"
The bear replies "I'll have a Bundy and ..................................................................................................................................Dry".
Barman looks at the bear and asks
"What's with the big Pause???"
boom boom
The bear replies "I'll have a Bundy and ..................................................................................................................................Dry".
Barman looks at the bear and asks
"What's with the big Pause???"
boom boom
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bundy wrote:The Bundy Bear goes to the bar, barman asks "what can i get you?"
The bear replies "I'll have a Bundy and ..................................................................................................................................Dry".
Barman looks at the bear and asks
"What's with the big Pause???"
boom boom
We don't serve Bears.
I don't want to get pregnant, I just want a drink.!
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The Mountain is a savage Mistress.