It's only Wednesday here... and they're still sweeping up the Danica Patrick confetti from the streets!! Ahh... THIS YEAR old INDY will be ROCKING again.
but first, back to the pinnacle of motor racing, F1, Grand Prix, the CLASS of world auto sport; the most sophisticated, most technically advanced, most expensive, most beautiful, most brilliant, most snazzy, most enlightened and most sclerotic, most rule bound, corporate, and money driven example of cynical, back-stabbing, hypocritical and snidely captained and morally [?!?!] supervised, racing series in the world!!
I refer, of course, to Mr. MY Private Life has Nothing to do with My Authority or Competence, Max
Mosley.
"If I had been found driving under the influence, now... or carrying xeroxes of Ferrari Corporate papers to the local Kinkos..." (I wonder, would Max imagine that at Kinkos one could order up something, shall we say, 'kinky'?)
O.K. Come to order
For Barcelona, Two Time WDC Fernando Alonso's 'Home Race,' the points will go to:
Kimi Raikkonen in the Ferrari with the hole in the nose because he should be over his desert sniffles by now...
Lewis Hamilton in the McLaren without holes in the nose because if he doesn't get going soon, he'll be an afterthought for 2008!
Felipe Massa in the other Ferrari, because it IS the other Ferrari
and
4th will be Robert Kubica in the BMW/Sauber
5th will be Heikki Kovalainen in the other McLaren
6th will be Nick Heidfeld in the other BMW/Sauber
7th will go to Fernando Alonso because Jay Vee loves him even more than I do
and the last point will be: handsome Nico Rosberg in the Williams,
because I can't bring myself to put a Toyota or a Honda in the points yet!
On the Pole: Lewis Hamilton, nachurly
Jim Watt