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Great Recipes
Posted: Tue Jan 16, 2007 12:56 am
by gkaytaz
Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster:
1. Take the juice from one bottle of that Ol' Janx Spirit.
2. Pour into it one measure of water from the seas of Santraginus V.
3. Allow three cubes of Arcturan Mega-gin to melt into the mixture (it must be properly iced or the benzene is lost).
4. Allow four litres of Fallian marsh gas to bubble through it.
5. Over the back of a silver spoon float a measure of Qalactin Hypermint extract.
6. Drop in the tooth of an Algolian Suntiger.
7. Sprinkle Zamphuor.
8. Add an olive.
9. Drink . . . but . . . very carefully . . .
I checked the cabinet. We have run out of olives!!! Never fear though. I ordered a fresh supply today. Should be here by noon tomorrow.
Posted: Tue Jan 16, 2007 12:59 am
by gkaytaz
Galactic-Guide.com offers an alternate recipe using terran ingredients. I am sure JM will love this one:
1. 1 oz. EverClear
2. 4 oz. Bombay Sapphire or Jeremiah Weed
3. 4 oz.
Cold Wild Turkey
4. 2 oz. Herredura Tequila
5. 5 oz. Rum
6. 1 worm from bottle of Mezcal
7. 2 oz. Gatorade
Posted: Tue Jan 16, 2007 1:30 am
by <T-K>
gkaytaz wrote:Galactic-Guide.com offers an alternate recipe using terran ingredients. I am sure JM will love this one:
1. 1 oz. EverClear
2. 4 oz. Bombay Sapphire or Jeremiah Weed
3. 4 oz.
Cold Wild Turkey
4. 2 oz. Herredura Tequila
5. 5 oz. Rum
6. 1 worm from bottle of Mezcal
7. 2 oz. Gatorade
I get the feeling the other ingredients may be neglected with Julian around....
Posted: Tue Jan 16, 2007 5:00 am
by gkaytaz
<T-K> wrote:
I get the feeling the other ingredients may be neglected with Julian around....
For him that'd be 1 oz WT, 4 oz cold WT, 4 oz very cold WT, 2 oz chilled WT, 5 oz nearly frozen WT and so on...
Posted: Tue Jan 16, 2007 7:15 am
by Julian Mayo
gkaytaz wrote:Galactic-Guide.com offers an alternate recipe using terran ingredients. I am sure JM will love this one:
1. 1 oz. EverClear
2. 4 oz. Bombay Sapphire or Jeremiah Weed
3. 4 oz.
Cold Wild Turkey
4. 2 oz. Herredura Tequila
5. 5 oz. Rum
6. 1 worm from bottle of Mezcal
7. 2 oz. Gatorade
Too much gatorade.
Posted: Tue Jan 16, 2007 6:24 pm
by gkaytaz
Julian Mayo wrote:gkaytaz wrote:Galactic-Guide.com offers an alternate recipe using terran ingredients. I am sure JM will love this one:
1. 1 oz. EverClear
2. 4 oz. Bombay Sapphire or Jeremiah Weed
3. 4 oz.
Cold Wild Turkey
4. 2 oz. Herredura Tequila
5. 5 oz. Rum
6. 1 worm from bottle of Mezcal
7. 2 oz. Gatorade
Too much gatorade.
For you I'll substitute it with a dash of vodka...
Posted: Tue Jan 16, 2007 8:53 pm
by <T-K>
gkaytaz wrote:Julian Mayo wrote:gkaytaz wrote:Galactic-Guide.com offers an alternate recipe using terran ingredients. I am sure JM will love this one:
1. 1 oz. EverClear
2. 4 oz. Bombay Sapphire or Jeremiah Weed
3. 4 oz.
Cold Wild Turkey
4. 2 oz. Herredura Tequila
5. 5 oz. Rum
6. 1 worm from bottle of Mezcal
7. 2 oz. Gatorade
Too much gatorade.
For you I'll substitute it with a dash of vodka...
No strawberry?
Posted: Tue Jan 16, 2007 9:20 pm
by gkaytaz
<T-K> wrote:gkaytaz wrote:Julian Mayo wrote:
Too much gatorade.
For you I'll substitute it with a dash of vodka...
No strawberry?
We don't serve cosmetics here
That one's jacfan's specialty. Every man (and woman) worth his/her salt
Posted: Tue Jan 16, 2007 9:21 pm
by gkaytaz
Y'all will be happy to know that a fresh shipment of olives just arrived
That means we can finally mix a PGGB
Posted: Tue Jan 16, 2007 11:29 pm
by Julian Mayo
gkaytaz wrote:Julian Mayo wrote:gkaytaz wrote:Galactic-Guide.com offers an alternate recipe using terran ingredients. I am sure JM will love this one:
1. 1 oz. EverClear
2. 4 oz. Bombay Sapphire or Jeremiah Weed
3. 4 oz.
Cold Wild Turkey
4. 2 oz. Herredura Tequila
5. 5 oz. Rum
6. 1 worm from bottle of Mezcal
7. 2 oz. Gatorade
Too much gatorade.
For you I'll substitute it with a dash of vodka...
Where is the 1 drop of lime
Posted: Tue Jan 16, 2007 11:30 pm
by Julian Mayo
I hate scurvey
Posted: Tue Jan 16, 2007 11:46 pm
by jacfan
Good.... in my present mood you would be best to fill a large garbage can with PGGB and then just hook it via IV.
Posted: Wed Jan 17, 2007 12:35 am
by Julian Mayo
jacfan wrote:Good.... in my present mood you would be best to fill a large garbage can with PGGB and then just hook it via IV.
Send Jeremy to get fresh cream from a Santa Gertrudis, lie back, put your feet in this massage footbath, look at the photos of the Cats players, breathe in n out reeeeaaaal slow 5 times, listen to Ella, filtering down from the VIP tower, sip this glass of Verve, and let my large dusky cousin from Nuie do his thing with the massage
Posted: Wed Jan 17, 2007 1:02 am
by gkaytaz
Julian Mayo wrote:gkaytaz wrote:Julian Mayo wrote:
Too much gatorade.
For you I'll substitute it with a dash of vodka...
Where is the 1 drop of lime
Hmm. We could alter the recipe a bit to suit different tastes
Posted: Wed Jan 17, 2007 1:05 am
by gkaytaz
Julian Mayo wrote:I hate scurvey
Ye slimy pirate, arr! There be no scurvy 'ere. We got a full deck o' limes.