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Posted: **Tue Jul 31, 2007 12:15 am**

Has anyone seen my dressing gown cord ?

Posted: **Mon Aug 13, 2007 1:12 am**

Julian Mayo wrote:Has anyone seen my dressing gown cord ?

No but if this is where everyone hangs now then drinks are on me for today (13 August) as it is my birthday.

Posted: **Mon Aug 13, 2007 9:30 am**

jacfan wrote:
Julian Mayo wrote:Has anyone seen my dressing gown cord ?
No but if this is where everyone hangs now then drinks are on me for today (13 August) as it is my birthday.

Happy birthday, jacfan!

Posted: **Wed Sep 05, 2007 2:36 pm**

Whoa......barkeep, it's been a while since anyone's been around--I see the tower's almost completed....everything looks to be in order. Now all we need to do is set a date for the re-opening of the VIP Tower..........

Posted: **Wed Sep 05, 2007 3:07 pm**

mlittle wrote:Whoa......barkeep, it's been a while since anyone's been around--I see the tower's almost completed....everything looks to be in order. Now all we need to do is set a date for the re-opening of the VIP Tower..........

There is the small matter of the Catalina which is draped around the front entrance in various pieces, thanks to serious pilot error

Posted: **Wed Sep 05, 2007 3:12 pm**

Julian Mayo wrote:
mlittle wrote:Whoa......barkeep, it's been a while since anyone's been around--I see the tower's almost completed....everything looks to be in order. Now all we need to do is set a date for the re-opening of the VIP Tower..........
There is the small matter of the Catalina which is draped around the front entrance in various pieces, thanks to serious pilot error

Uhh...yeah, I see what......WHAT in the heck happened to the Catalina?

For the record, Julian.....I wasn't the last person to fly the Catalina; who's our resident Cessna pilot and where is he? If I had been flying it last, it'd be in good condition, in front of the tower and in one piece.......

Posted: **Wed Sep 05, 2007 3:20 pm**

mlittle wrote:
Julian Mayo wrote:
mlittle wrote:Whoa......barkeep, it's been a while since anyone's been around--I see the tower's almost completed....everything looks to be in order. Now all we need to do is set a date for the re-opening of the VIP Tower..........
There is the small matter of the Catalina which is draped around the front entrance in various pieces, thanks to serious pilot error
Uhh...yeah, I see what......WHAT in the heck happened to the Catalina?

For the record, Julian.....I wasn't the last person to fly the Catalina; who's our resident Cessna pilot and where is he? If I had been flying it last, it'd be in good condition, in front of the tower and in one piece.......

There are some scraps of parachute silk, in a tattered trail, entwined with brambles n covered in cow dung, leading towards the Idiots bar........do I detect Seth Efrikkan markings ?????

Posted: **Wed Sep 05, 2007 3:25 pm**

Better get that cleaned up before I enter.

Posted: **Wed Sep 05, 2007 3:27 pm**

jacfan wrote:Better get that cleaned up before I enter.

You heard her, barkeeps........let's get this place back up and running........and would someone get the Catalina wreckage off of the front entrance, please?

Posted: **Wed Sep 05, 2007 3:33 pm**

jacfan wrote:Better get that cleaned up before I enter.

Mam, Yes Mam, Right away Mam. Would never of happened on my watch, Mam.

Yup, all the 50.cal casings are gone

Posted: **Thu Sep 06, 2007 12:35 pm**

I don't actually care whose fault it is or who cleans it up.... just do it someone... please. I need a soft place to fall after dealing with complete idiots lately. Arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!

Posted: **Thu Sep 06, 2007 12:47 pm**

jacfan wrote:I don't actually care whose fault it is or who cleans it up.... just do it someone... please. I need a soft place to fall after dealing with complete idiots lately. Arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!

You came here to get away from idiots?...........

Posted: **Thu Sep 06, 2007 12:53 pm**

Julian Mayo wrote:
jacfan wrote:I don't actually care whose fault it is or who cleans it up.... just do it someone... please. I need a soft place to fall after dealing with complete idiots lately. Arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!
You came here to get away from idiots?...........

Coming here to get away from idiots?

Anyway.........let's get this mess cleaned up; this tower's going to open in spectacular fashion and we're going to do everything we can to make sure that it happens!

Alright then, let's get going then, shall we?

Posted: **Thu Sep 06, 2007 12:59 pm**

Yup, lets get into.........what's this????

A big sheaf of documents in whats left of the cockpit, with McLaren stamped on the cover

Posted: **Thu Sep 06, 2007 1:25 pm**

Julian Mayo wrote:Yup, lets get into.........what's this???? A big sheaf of documents in whats left of the cockpit, with McLaren stamped on the cover

Oh, those.......I thought they were part of the CIA's family jewels.........but why were they in the Catalina and why do they look like they have South African markings on them.......