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Re: Joe
Posted: Wed Jan 10, 2007 11:32 pm
by Julian Mayo
GhoGho wrote:Joe passed away. His will provided $30,000 for an elaborate funeral.
As the last guests departed the affair, his wife, Helen, turned to her
oldest friend. "Well, I'm sure Joe would be pleased," she said.
"I'm sure you're right," replied Jody, who lowered her voice and leaned
in close. "How much did this really cost?"
"All of it," said Helen. "Thirty thousand."
"No!" Jody exclaimed. "I mean, it was very nice, but $30,000?"
Helen answered. "The funeral was $6,500. I donated $500 to the
church.
The wake, food and drinks were another $500. The rest went for
the memorial stone."
Jody computed quickly. "$22,500 for a memorial stone? My God,
how big is it?"
"Two and a half carats."
I know Helen
Re: Joe
Posted: Thu Jan 11, 2007 12:45 am
by GhoGho
Julian Mayo wrote:
I know Helen
I think we all do
Posted: Thu Jan 11, 2007 12:51 am
by jacfan
Hey what a nice way to remember her partner in life.
Posted: Thu Jan 11, 2007 12:56 am
by Julian Mayo
jacfan wrote:Hey what a nice way to remember her partner in life.
I have a far far better way
Posted: Thu Jan 11, 2007 1:07 am
by <T-K>
Julian Mayo wrote:jacfan wrote:Hey what a nice way to remember her partner in life.
I have a far far better way
Uh oh...
Posted: Thu Jan 11, 2007 1:09 am
by Julian Mayo
<T-K> wrote:Julian Mayo wrote:jacfan wrote:Hey what a nice way to remember her partner in life.
I have a far far better way
Uh oh...
Would you like fries with that?
Posted: Thu Jan 11, 2007 1:15 am
by <T-K>
Julian Mayo wrote:<T-K> wrote:Julian Mayo wrote:
I have a far far better way
Uh oh...
Would you like fries with that?
Supersized?
Posted: Thu Jan 11, 2007 12:48 pm
by jacfan
Fries and 2 carats please!!
Posted: Thu Jan 11, 2007 12:49 pm
by jacfan
Julian Mayo wrote:jacfan wrote:Hey what a nice way to remember her partner in life.
I have a far far better way
I would love to hear about it.
Posted: Thu Jan 11, 2007 4:32 pm
by Julian Mayo
jacfan wrote:Fries and 2 carats please!!
And how would Madam like her Roo with that ? On a gold band?
Posted: Thu Jan 11, 2007 10:23 pm
by jacfan
On a silver platter will do just fine thank you Julian. Oh and peel me a grape or two while you are there.
Still waiting for my massage
Posted: Fri Jan 12, 2007 4:23 am
by Julian Mayo
jacfan wrote:On a silver platter will do just fine thank you Julian. Oh and peel me a grape or two while you are there.
Still waiting for my massage
Turn left at the Hume. I am being held captive by three school children
Posted: Fri Jan 12, 2007 12:39 pm
by jacfan
What about I send the "super nanny" to take care of ankle biters and teen.. then you fire up "Therapy" and head down the Hume.... bring grapes.. massage oil... and a big.. um... smile!!
I will be waiting for a decent massage.. my shoulders are very stiff and back is a bit sore after gym work.
Posted: Sat Jan 13, 2007 3:15 am
by Julian Mayo
jacfan wrote:What about I send the "super nanny" to take care of ankle biters and teen.. then you fire up "Therapy" and head down the Hume.... bring grapes.. massage oil... and a big.. um... smile!!
I will be waiting for a decent massage.. my shoulders are very stiff and back is a bit sore after gym work.
Supernanny would take one look and run
We were going fishing at 4am. There is a thirty knot wind and a twenty foot surf, so the rocks are out of bounds. The first fight started at 3:47am.
They are now lying in their beds, muttering darkly
Posted: Sat Jan 13, 2007 1:33 pm
by jacfan
Julian Mayo wrote:jacfan wrote:What about I send the "super nanny" to take care of ankle biters and teen.. then you fire up "Therapy" and head down the Hume.... bring grapes.. massage oil... and a big.. um... smile!!
I will be waiting for a decent massage.. my shoulders are very stiff and back is a bit sore after gym work.
Supernanny would take one look and run
We were going fishing at 4am. There is a thirty knot wind and a twenty foot surf, so the rocks are out of bounds. The first fight started at 3:47am.
They are now lying in their beds, muttering darkly
Hmmmm that is a tough one.... how about I send "super nanny" plus 3 X box.... a packet or three of some sort of sedative and then you just hop in "therapy" and you are on your way....
However I must insist.....DO NOT TAKE the medication yourself... this is for the kids...