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Posted: Fri Nov 10, 2006 7:55 pm
by cmlean
Julian Mayo wrote: um....... :oops: .....regarding the um :oops: ..........plasma screeen........ :oops: ...........I woke up under the pool table as usual................but the normal hangover wasn't present.................its big brother, the gargantua.........the King Kong........the Krakatoa of hangovers was in residence.............bleeding from the eyeballs I stumbled
over to the deserted bar...........not an aspro in sight.......thru the red mist passing for vision.........I saw the word plasma........... :oops: ...............it did have the odd lump when I drank it :oops:
How many times do we have to tell you Julian. You can't drink the WT on the plasma......

Posted: Fri Nov 10, 2006 8:00 pm
by Julian Mayo
cmlean wrote:Barkeep!
With all these good people browsing the forum, surely one would like a drink.
Stick it on my tab.
:drink: :drink: :drink: :drink: :drink:
I will breast the bar withya CM, and down a schooey or two, whist talking about the heat..n boggin in the middle of the street............. 8)

Posted: Fri Nov 10, 2006 8:01 pm
by Julian Mayo
cmlean wrote:
Julian Mayo wrote: um....... :oops: .....regarding the um :oops: ..........plasma screeen........ :oops: ...........I woke up under the pool table as usual................but the normal hangover wasn't present.................its big brother, the gargantua.........the King Kong........the Krakatoa of hangovers was in residence.............bleeding from the eyeballs I stumbled
over to the deserted bar...........not an aspro in sight.......thru the red mist passing for vision.........I saw the word plasma........... :oops: ...............it did have the odd lump when I drank it :oops:
How many times do we have to tell you Julian. You can't drink the WT on the plasma......

BURP.............CLUNK

Posted: Fri Nov 10, 2006 8:02 pm
by cmlean
So Julian. Tell us about boggin in the midddle of the street??

Posted: Fri Nov 10, 2006 8:04 pm
by Julian Mayo
cmlean wrote:It's Friday so it must be payday for some of us.

Yup, .......hands up 8)

Posted: Fri Nov 10, 2006 8:07 pm
by Julian Mayo
cmlean wrote:So Julian. Tell us about boggin in the midddle of the street??
getting bogged in the melting bitumen, I was down at Harry's bar saw joe, owed him half a bloody quid, bloody gave it to him, coulda used the bloody thing mebloody self ya know

Posted: Fri Nov 10, 2006 8:11 pm
by cmlean
Heard about something like that in western Queensland. Some bean counter in the council decided that a certain type of bitumen was better because it was cheaper. Trouble was, the temperatures out there were too high and the bitumen kept going to gum when it got hot.

Posted: Fri Nov 10, 2006 8:14 pm
by <T-K>
Julian Mayo wrote: um....... :oops: .....regarding the um :oops: ..........plasma screeen........ :oops: ...........I woke up under the pool table as usual................but the normal hangover wasn't present.................its big brother, the gargantua.........the King Kong........the Krakatoa of hangovers was in residence.............bleeding from the eyeballs I stumbled
over to the deserted bar...........not an aspro in sight.......thru the red mist passing for vision.........I saw the word plasma........... :oops: ...............it did have the odd lump when I drank it :oops:


:shock: :shock: :shock: The odd Lump!?!?!?!?! :shock: :shock: :shock:

Julian, that was a 72" plasma screen tv........the odd lump? :shock: :shock:

Thats impressive.... 8)

Posted: Sat Nov 11, 2006 12:49 am
by gkaytaz
Never mind bitumen or plasma. Grab a glass :cheers: :drink:

Posted: Sat Nov 11, 2006 12:59 am
by <T-K>
gkaytaz wrote:Never mind bitumen or plasma. Grab a glass :cheers: :drink:


:woohoo: :woohoo: :drink: :drink: :drink: :cheers:

Posted: Sat Nov 11, 2006 11:18 pm
by gkaytaz
Just got my internet connected at home :woohoo:

Free drinks all around :cheers:

Posted: Sun Nov 12, 2006 1:06 am
by Julian Mayo
gkaytaz wrote:Just got my internet connected at home :woohoo:

Free drinks all around :cheers:
Trey bagoose :cheers:

Posted: Sun Nov 12, 2006 3:00 am
by gkaytaz
Having no Internet connection at home is like living with eyes and ears closed :x

Now I will be able to post weekends too :) Woe betide those who come here regularly...

Then again I am in a good mood and will offer free booze all weekend :cheers: Consider that a mild bribery.

Posted: Sun Nov 12, 2006 10:46 pm
by jacfan
:cheers: :cheers: To the home internet.... :drink: :drink: :drink: :drink: :drink:

Posted: Mon Nov 13, 2006 5:16 am
by gkaytaz
jacfan wrote::cheers: :cheers: To the home internet.... :drink: :drink: :drink: :drink: :drink:
I'll drink to that :) :drink: