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Posted: Tue Aug 29, 2006 2:26 pm
by Julian Mayo
Have you any idea what roses, massueses, and limos cost
I will be workin on the Cessper for weeks to get it airworthy enough to do enuff charter flights to pay for it all

Posted: Tue Aug 29, 2006 2:33 pm
by jacfan
Bundy wrote:Julian Mayo wrote:

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wha......mmmmmmm.......yawn, stretch, gee what a dream I......what tha !!!!! ..........Well, gee, golly, gosh.
tiptoe tiptoe tiptoe
Barman, a pint of black coffee for Jacfan,(fresh cream on the side) served in total silence when she wakens. 15 mins later, fresh pancakes, 7 stawberries, n whatever style of coffee she would like with it. & 7 red rose buds in a crystal vase, and that large box of chocolates are to follow in another 10 minutes. 15 minutes after that a massuese, and a nail artiste are to commence. There is to be a Limo at her command at all times throughout the day.
(tiptoe tiptoe,
exit, skipping )
I feel like i'm watching the NewsOnF1 version of BigBrother...
So who are you voting out of the house?
Posted: Tue Aug 29, 2006 2:35 pm
by jacfan
Julian Mayo wrote:
Have you any idea what roses, massueses, and limos cost
I will be workin on the Cessper for weeks to get it airworthy enough to do enuff charter flights to pay for it all

Just a kind word will probably cause my demise today

Posted: Tue Aug 29, 2006 3:19 pm
by Julian Mayo
jacfan wrote:Julian Mayo wrote:
Have you any idea what roses, massueses, and limos cost
I will be workin on the Cessper for weeks to get it airworthy enough to do enuff charter flights to pay for it all

Just a kind word will probably cause my demise today

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Posted: Tue Aug 29, 2006 3:59 pm
by gkaytaz
jacfan wrote:Just a kind word will probably cause my demise today


Posted: Tue Aug 29, 2006 4:18 pm
by Julian Mayo
Posted: Tue Aug 29, 2006 4:23 pm
by gkaytaz
Neither am I. You're right, we should wait and see. But waiting makes me thirsty. Barkeep! I can see the bottom of my glass and I don't like it!

Posted: Tue Aug 29, 2006 4:26 pm
by Julian Mayo
gkaytaz wrote:
Neither am I. You're right, we should wait and see. But waiting makes me thirsty. Barkeep! I can see the bottom of my glass and I don't like it!

Buxom Wench, see to it ! On my tab.
I have things I must do, I shall return

Posted: Tue Aug 29, 2006 4:31 pm
by mlittle
Julian Mayo wrote:gkaytaz wrote:
Neither am I. You're right, we should wait and see. But waiting makes me thirsty. Barkeep! I can see the bottom of my glass and I don't like it!

Buxom Wench, see to it ! On my tab.
I have things I must do, I shall return

Barkeep, one iced tea and a round for the house, on julian's tab, alright?

Posted: Tue Aug 29, 2006 5:05 pm
by Julian Mayo
Posted: Tue Aug 29, 2006 5:40 pm
by Julian Mayo
Right you lazy layabouts. My duties are done for the day. Apart from having to extinguish the kitchen fire again, when the kids attempt, once more, to cook dinner. Rack em up, Buxom Wench !! And we will have the following,
The Katherine Legge glass, 1 chunk of ice, a teaspoon of coke, and to the brim with the feral bird.. .....
The same for Gkay,
and ferchrissakes slip a double vodka into Mfers tea.
A triple whatever the lady wants for jacfan, the moment she walks in the room.
TK seems to be MIA.........lets see if this works....

Free drink TK.......
A Bundy for Bundy, n a vodka/redbull for Kappy,
Chill some Moet for JV, in case she decides to slum it
A Melb Bitter with a shot of schnappes for Jum' and a litre of his favourite beer for GGG..
Fig, n Red, name your poison, same for anyone else.

Posted: Tue Aug 29, 2006 5:50 pm
by <T-K>
Posted: Tue Aug 29, 2006 5:51 pm
by Julian Mayo
Sigh......it never fails

Posted: Tue Aug 29, 2006 5:56 pm
by <T-K>
Julian Mayo wrote:
Sigh......it never fails

Thought you were out back tinkering with the UFM ?
Posted: Tue Aug 29, 2006 5:59 pm
by Julian Mayo
<T-K> wrote:Julian Mayo wrote:
Sigh......it never fails

Thought you were out back tinkering with the UFM ?
Not without a litre of feral bird, my dawgs, a glock.40cal and a biological defence suit, have you seen whats growing in the thing
