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JayVee wrote:

julian mayo wrote:

JayVee wrote:Simple Country Boy ..... he'll have 5 laps of fuel

Williams are becoming like Jaguar, looking for publicity!!

I never said simple

Any team that doesn't run light to get pole at Monaco is stupid. Pole is all important ......CITY GIRL

Sorry , I meant:

Simple (as in a simple answer to your question and not you), Country Boy ....

And if your theory on light fuel is correct then Webber and his ill-handling car will end up 10th

Apology graciously accepted
I expect Webber to q about 5th., due to his skill

will you kids stop fighting. It's getting ridiculous.

julian mayo wrote:

rah wrote:I think that Webber will score his first Pole at Monaco. Then he will get swamped (again) at the start and go into the first corner 5th.

He will later smack it into a wall because the car handles like an 8 foot tinny in Bass Straight.

RAH, you have just confused the hell out of me! (stop laughing JV!! I Know I'm just a country boy)
you say Webber will get pole ( I wish), on a track that demands good handling!!
then you describe the pig of a car as etc

You mean I have to justify a CIRT?

rah wrote:

julian mayo wrote:

rah wrote:I think that Webber will score his first Pole at Monaco. Then he will get swamped (again) at the start and go into the first corner 5th.

He will later smack it into a wall because the car handles like an 8 foot tinny in Bass Straight.

RAH, you have just confused the hell out of me! (stop laughing JV!! I Know I'm just a country boy)
you say Webber will get pole ( I wish), on a track that demands good handling!!
then you describe the pig of a car as etc

You mean I have to justify a CIRT?

No, justify confusing me ! (quiet,JV)

Since lemon_martini2 is on a break how about each one of us ask a quiz and the one who gets it right asks the next one (maybe this needs it's own thread ? Ed ? Maybe Random quiz )

I'll start with this:

A teenager & his Dad go to town.... on the way they get into a car accident... the dad is unconcuios & is taken to the closest city hospital .... the teenager is taken to a local hospital via an ambulance.... then rushed to surgery ... once inside the surgeon to operate on the teenager sees the teenager & screams "oh my God he is my son"

How can this be?

JayVee wrote:

F1greyhound wrote:I want FERRARI and Bridgestone to improve and preferably WIN Monaco

Kapel,

That was a CIRT from F1greyhound

You must have forgot which thread you are in

Another brain change perhaps ?

Oh but I was just told that new brains are still on the assembly line in Kashmir (BMW has a brain factory there

Kashmir is one of the most beautiful places on earth

This brain is working just fine for now,there is no appreciation/pro Ferrari thread here where tifosi can post their thoughts so CIRT is the rgt way to go as Ferrari are on a similar track

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Graham Ross wrote:Since lemon_martini2 is on a break how about each one of us ask a quiz and the one who gets it right asks the next one (maybe this needs it's own thread ? Ed ? Maybe Random quiz )

I'll start with this:

A teenager & his Dad go to town.... on the way they get into a car accident... the dad is unconcuios & is taken to the closest city hospital .... the teenager is taken to a local hospital via an ambulance.... then rushed to surgery ... once inside the surgeon to operate on the teenager sees the teenager & screams "oh my God he is my son"

How can this be?

it was the teenagers greatgrandfather's granddaughter (the surgeon, that is )

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Graham Ross wrote:Since lemon_martini2 is on a break how about each one of us ask a quiz and the one who gets it right asks the next one (maybe this needs it's own thread ? Ed ? Maybe Random quiz )

This is good idea. Once the general area is setup, we'll move this to a thread there.

julian mayo wrote: it was the teenagers greatgrandfather's granddaughter (the surgeon, that is )

I thought it will take longer to crack! It took me much longer!!

Well done, now it is your turn

Graham Ross wrote:

julian mayo wrote: it was the teenagers greatgrandfather's granddaughter (the surgeon, that is )

I thought it will take longer to crack! It took me much longer!!

Well done, now it is your turn

HELP !!! I will have to think of one But just to keep you occupied for 2 seconds ... whats red, goes into tunnels slowly, and doesn't come out the other end?

I hope the answer to this isn't what first comes to mind

Otherwise Julian will be in big trouble!

Ed wrote:I hope the answer to this isn't what first comes to mind

Otherwise Julian will be in big trouble!

ED! Go to your room at once!

Ok then,

back to the carpentry!!