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Posted: Sat Oct 28, 2006 12:34 am
by Julian Mayo
gkaytaz wrote:Rumor has it that Kimi, known for his numerous successful attempts at posing as a potted plant, was actually born to a Kenyan mother and a Chinese father, but adopted by an Eskimo living in the Sahara. His name (possibly the shortest word spoken by the Bedouins) Kimi means "the one who talks nothing and feels even less" :P
I thought that was "Ki" :?
And "Kimi" means what you said and "while exposing small bird to crowded bar" ? 8)

Posted: Sat Oct 28, 2006 3:13 am
by GhoGho
jacfan wrote:Rumour has it that Alonso the Cute wants to be known as Alonso the even cuter. Hence he is undergoing surgery during the break between now and the Melbourne GP and becoming a woman. He wants to be the youngest driver to win a double WDC..... done..... and now has his sights set on becoming the first female WDC!!!! :shock: :shock: :shock:
Minus the double chin :lol:

Posted: Sat Oct 28, 2006 9:07 am
by mlittle
jacfan wrote:Rumour has it that Alonso the Cute wants to be known as Alonso the even cuter. Hence he is undergoing surgery during the break between now and the Melbourne GP and becoming a woman. He wants to be the youngest driver to win a double WDC..... done..... and now has his sights set on becoming the first female WDC!!!! :shock: :shock: :shock:


:lol: :lol: :rolling: :ROTFLMAO: :rolling: :ROTFLMAO: ........................ :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:

Uhh....never mind; I'm going back to the bar. :shock: :shock: :shock:

Posted: Sat Oct 28, 2006 9:12 am
by Julian Mayo
mlittle wrote:
jacfan wrote:Rumour has it that Alonso the Cute wants to be known as Alonso the even cuter. Hence he is undergoing surgery during the break between now and the Melbourne GP and becoming a woman. He wants to be the youngest driver to win a double WDC..... done..... and now has his sights set on becoming the first female WDC!!!! :shock: :shock: :shock:


:lol: :lol: :rolling: :ROTFLMAO: :rolling: :ROTFLMAO: ........................ :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:

Uhh....never mind; I'm going back to the bar. :shock: :shock: :shock:
A wise move, methinks 8) Best check the flak jackets n tin hats whilst there, n lay in some extra supplies.....we could be in for some aerial metal........

Posted: Sat Oct 28, 2006 9:16 am
by mlittle
Julian Mayo wrote:
mlittle wrote:
jacfan wrote:Rumour has it that Alonso the Cute wants to be known as Alonso the even cuter. Hence he is undergoing surgery during the break between now and the Melbourne GP and becoming a woman. He wants to be the youngest driver to win a double WDC..... done..... and now has his sights set on becoming the first female WDC!!!! :shock: :shock: :shock:


:lol: :lol: :rolling: :ROTFLMAO: :rolling: :ROTFLMAO: ........................ :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:

Uhh....never mind; I'm going back to the bar. :shock: :shock: :shock:
A wise move, methinks 8) Best check the flak jackets n tin hats whilst there, n lay in some extra supplies.....we could be in for some aerial metal........
Already done....now all we need is a fully fueled Cessna and a pilot to fly the blessed' machine. :lol: :shock: :shock: :shock: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Posted: Sat Oct 28, 2006 10:00 am
by Julian Mayo
mlittle wrote:
Julian Mayo wrote:
mlittle wrote:


:lol: :lol: :rolling: :ROTFLMAO: :rolling: :ROTFLMAO: ........................ :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:

Uhh....never mind; I'm going back to the bar. :shock: :shock: :shock:
A wise move, methinks 8) Best check the flak jackets n tin hats whilst there, n lay in some extra supplies.....we could be in for some aerial metal........
Already done....now all we need is a fully fueled Cessna and a pilot to fly the blessed' machine. :lol: :shock: :shock: :shock: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Done! :drink: :drink: :drink: :drink: :drink: :drink: :drink: :drink: :drink: :up:
(TK has enough trouble dodging haybales in his kart............and they are still rebuilding his neighbours roof from his last flight :shock: ......or was that the one before he strayed into Russian Airpace, before overflying the White House? :shock:)

Posted: Mon Oct 30, 2006 4:53 pm
by gkaytaz
I'll join you there... The flak jackets are under your seats :) In case of an emergency small WT bottles will drop down from compartments overhead. Just put the rubber band around your head and drink up :wink:

Posted: Mon Oct 30, 2006 8:58 pm
by Julian Mayo
gkaytaz wrote:I'll join you there... The flak jackets are under your seats :) In case of an emergency small WT bottles will drop down from compartments overhead. Just put the rubber band around your head and drink up :wink:
There might be one small problem with that. We will be flying inverted, the better to enjoy the view :fly2:

Posted: Mon Oct 30, 2006 9:03 pm
by gkaytaz
Julian Mayo wrote:
gkaytaz wrote:I'll join you there... The flak jackets are under your seats :) In case of an emergency small WT bottles will drop down from compartments overhead. Just put the rubber band around your head and drink up :wink:
There might be one small problem with that. We will be flying inverted, the better to enjoy the view :fly2:
No biggie. I will fix it so that the WT masks will pop up instead of drop down. Beware not to use the ejection seats while flying inverted though :!:

Posted: Mon Oct 30, 2006 9:09 pm
by Julian Mayo
gkaytaz wrote:
Julian Mayo wrote:
gkaytaz wrote:I'll join you there... The flak jackets are under your seats :) In case of an emergency small WT bottles will drop down from compartments overhead. Just put the rubber band around your head and drink up :wink:
There might be one small problem with that. We will be flying inverted, the better to enjoy the view :fly2:
No biggie. I will fix it so that the WT masks will pop up instead of drop down. Beware not to use the ejection seats while flying inverted though :!:
Hmmm, the mix of me, WT, and ejection is not entirely unknown. As with rejection :lol:

Posted: Mon Oct 30, 2006 9:16 pm
by gkaytaz
Julian Mayo wrote:Hmmm, the mix of me, WT, and ejection is not entirely unknown. As with rejection :lol:
Friends do not let friends drink and fly... They may crash and leave a nasty stain on your freshly painted wall :)

Posted: Mon Oct 30, 2006 9:22 pm
by Julian Mayo
gkaytaz wrote:
Julian Mayo wrote:Hmmm, the mix of me, WT, and ejection is not entirely unknown. As with rejection :lol:
Friends do not let friends drink and fly... They may crash and leave a nasty stain on your freshly painted wall :)


Fly........WT? WT.......fly? Fly.....WT?.......sigh :cry:.......... There will be a short delay before take off 8)

Posted: Mon Oct 30, 2006 9:29 pm
by mlittle
Julian Mayo wrote:
gkaytaz wrote:
Julian Mayo wrote:Hmmm, the mix of me, WT, and ejection is not entirely unknown. As with rejection :lol:
Friends do not let friends drink and fly... They may crash and leave a nasty stain on your freshly painted wall :)


Fly........WT? WT.......fly? Fly.....WT?.......sigh :cry:.......... There will be a short delay before take off 8)
No worries, Julian...I'll fly the Cessna. Now.....where are the controls? :lol: :lol: 8) :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:

Posted: Mon Oct 30, 2006 9:34 pm
by gkaytaz
mlittle wrote: No worries, Julian...I'll fly the Cessna. Now.....where are the controls? :lol: :lol: 8) :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
Very reassuring :) I think I'll stick to Flight Simulator for a while longer.

Posted: Mon Oct 30, 2006 10:51 pm
by Snowy
gkaytaz wrote:
mlittle wrote: No worries, Julian...I'll fly the Cessna. Now.....where are the controls? :lol: :lol: 8) :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
Very reassuring :) I think I'll stick to Flight Simulator for a while longer.
Would that be inflight stimulation you'll be wanting? :roll:
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