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julian mayo wrote:can't be! Iwent to the zoo when I was a kid, and rode a heffalump, and it was grey and wrinkly, and had snot in its nostrils

Yeah but this is a Betelgeuzean Heffalump that lives next to a Danish Caslte named the Swedish House

It's April Fools day, no wonder Michael was second fastest

or, oh trivia whiz, is it his birthday and every one was being vewwy vewwy kind?

julian mayo wrote:can't be! Iwent to the zoo when I was a kid, and rode a heffalump, and it was grey and wrinkly, and had snot in its nostrils

You parents tricked you. That were no Heffalump.

2nd practise has started...lets c if there is a red storm

What are parents???????

2nd Session about to start.

Air temperature 38. Track Temperature 54

Fastest in 1st session was Zonta with a 1:31.449 followed by Michael Schumacher and Vitantonio Liuzzi

Doornbos, Liuzzi, the 2 Minardis, Wurz and Sato are the first out on the track

No red storm only red faces

Parents are the things that make you

Watch the time tumble, it is HOT

Perhaps too hot for the times to tumble

Kimi Raikkonen sets the fastest time with a 1:33.297. Zonta is second with Wurz in 3rd

Make me what

Alonso sets the 6th fastest time with a 1:34.367. His first timed lap of the day

Alonso improves into 4th with a 1:33.788

Massa, M Schumacher, Barrichello and Webber yet to set times

julian mayo wrote:Make me what

Ice cream

Michael Schumacher moves into second. A 1:33.358.