Paris the place or Paris Hilton?Julian Mayo wrote:Revenge of Paris...........No ?jacfan wrote:I think the cars ate Paris not vice versa.
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Maybe it's just the heat in Texas.......I don't know. This has to rank up there with the dumbest of dumb criminal news this year so far.....
A woman in Corpus Christi, Tx. reported to police there that, less than a month after getting an emergency protective order against her ex-boyfriend, she received ..........a weird package in the mail last week. Apparently, whoever that protective order was agst. doesn't take to those things well, for he sent the woman a letter with the words, "This is my last chance to touch you.", along with......one of his fingers. That's right......this genius decided on a little self-amputation as a way to reach her.
It gets even weirder, though......police there report that, while they can't tell which of the man's fingers it was, they did report to the media that it "wasn't mangled" and "that it had been washed off" before being mailed.
A woman in Corpus Christi, Tx. reported to police there that, less than a month after getting an emergency protective order against her ex-boyfriend, she received ..........a weird package in the mail last week. Apparently, whoever that protective order was agst. doesn't take to those things well, for he sent the woman a letter with the words, "This is my last chance to touch you.", along with......one of his fingers. That's right......this genius decided on a little self-amputation as a way to reach her.
It gets even weirder, though......police there report that, while they can't tell which of the man's fingers it was, they did report to the media that it "wasn't mangled" and "that it had been washed off" before being mailed.
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Lets hope it was his trigger fingermlittle wrote:Maybe it's just the heat in Texas.......I don't know. This has to rank up there with the dumbest of dumb criminal news this year so far.....
A woman in Corpus Christi, Tx. reported to police there that, less than a month after getting an emergency protective order against her ex-boyfriend, she received ..........a weird package in the mail last week. Apparently, whoever that protective order was agst. doesn't take to those things well, for he sent the woman a letter with the words, "This is my last chance to touch you.", along with......one of his fingers. That's right......this genius decided on a little self-amputation as a way to reach her.
It gets even weirder, though......police there report that, while they can't tell which of the man's fingers it was, they did report to the media that it "wasn't mangled" and "that it had been washed off" before being mailed.
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Hopefully it was his trigger finger......the thing I don't get it was......after this genius cuts his finger off; how in the h--- did he manage to put it in the mail without succumbing to blood loss in the process???Julian Mayo wrote:Lets hope it was his trigger fingermlittle wrote:Maybe it's just the heat in Texas.......I don't know. This has to rank up there with the dumbest of dumb criminal news this year so far.....
A woman in Corpus Christi, Tx. reported to police there that, less than a month after getting an emergency protective order against her ex-boyfriend, she received ..........a weird package in the mail last week. Apparently, whoever that protective order was agst. doesn't take to those things well, for he sent the woman a letter with the words, "This is my last chance to touch you.", along with......one of his fingers. That's right......this genius decided on a little self-amputation as a way to reach her.
It gets even weirder, though......police there report that, while they can't tell which of the man's fingers it was, they did report to the media that it "wasn't mangled" and "that it had been washed off" before being mailed.
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Ohhhh I was thinking of his earJulian Mayo wrote:jacfan wrote:I am sure she was so impressed by his gift Personally I think he chopped the wrong part of himself off.
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OH NO YOU WERE NOT I went all cross legged as I read your postjacfan wrote:Ohhhh I was thinking of his earJulian Mayo wrote:jacfan wrote:I am sure she was so impressed by his gift Personally I think he chopped the wrong part of himself off.
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Really I can't begin to imagine whyJulian Mayo wrote:OH NO YOU WERE NOT I went all cross legged as I read your postjacfan wrote:Ohhhh I was thinking of his earJulian Mayo wrote:
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An 89 yo NZ woman has faced court after TWICE runing over a woman in her seventies, then fleeing the scene..........on her mobility scooter.
The injured woman was in hospital for 3 weeks. She said that she lay on the ground in agony with broken bones, as the assailant left the scene "like a bat out of hell"
The injured woman was in hospital for 3 weeks. She said that she lay on the ground in agony with broken bones, as the assailant left the scene "like a bat out of hell"
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