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Rossi is from Tasmania????????

If you ride motorbikes on NZ roads, thats what your facial expression will be like.

I didn't know Rossi and Julian were related..............

Lewis on a GP Bike?

mlittle wrote:I didn't know Rossi and Julian were related..............

Wow it WAS nice knowing you Stuart. You sure are one brave dude saying that. Julian and Rossi .........

jacfan wrote:

mlittle wrote:I didn't know Rossi and Julian were related..............

Wow it WAS nice knowing you Stuart. You sure are one brave dude saying that. Julian and Rossi .........

Julian Mayo wrote:

jacfan wrote:

mlittle wrote:I didn't know Rossi and Julian were related..............

Wow it WAS nice knowing you Stuart. You sure are one brave dude saying that. Julian and Rossi .........

See.......I told ya' they were related........

Ah yes they certainly could be....... third cousins twice removed on the paternal grandfather's best friend's cousin's side, who is the chef/domestic help to the Rossi side of the family, who coincidently purchased all her garlic from the second cousin of Julian's great aunt. They actually married and combined the garlic and mayo to create GarlicMayo (Ali Oli). It was named by combining their first names which of course made it sound much posher than plain ol' garlic mayo.
I hope that clears up any confusion.....

jacfan wrote:Ah yes they certainly could be....... third cousins twice removed on the paternal grandfather's best friend's cousin's side, who is the chef/domestic help to the Rossi side of the family, who coincidently purchased all her garlic from the second cousin of Julian's great aunt. They actually married and combined the garlic and mayo to create GarlicMayo (Ali Oli). It was named by combining their first names which of course made it sound much posher than plain ol' garlic mayo.
I hope that clears up any confusion.....

Sure, no confusion.............

jacfan wrote:Ah yes they certainly could be....... third cousins twice removed on the paternal grandfather's best friend's cousin's side, who is the chef/domestic help to the Rossi side of the family, who coincidently purchased all her garlic from the second cousin of Julian's great aunt. They actually married and combined the garlic and mayo to create GarlicMayo (Ali Oli). It was named by combining their first names which of course made it sound much posher than plain ol' garlic mayo.
I hope that clears up any confusion.....

And Julian actually comes from Julienne, a very saucy chap......

Julian Mayo wrote:

jacfan wrote:Ah yes they certainly could be....... third cousins twice removed on the paternal grandfather's best friend's cousin's side, who is the chef/domestic help to the Rossi side of the family, who coincidently purchased all her garlic from the second cousin of Julian's great aunt. They actually married and combined the garlic and mayo to create GarlicMayo (Ali Oli). It was named by combining their first names which of course made it sound much posher than plain ol' garlic mayo.
I hope that clears up any confusion.....

And Julian actually comes from Julienne, a very saucy chap......

hmmmmmm tasty too!!!

jacfan wrote:

Julian Mayo wrote:

jacfan wrote:Ah yes they certainly could be....... third cousins twice removed on the paternal grandfather's best friend's cousin's side, who is the chef/domestic help to the Rossi side of the family, who coincidently purchased all her garlic from the second cousin of Julian's great aunt. They actually married and combined the garlic and mayo to create GarlicMayo (Ali Oli). It was named by combining their first names which of course made it sound much posher than plain ol' garlic mayo.
I hope that clears up any confusion.....

And Julian actually comes from Julienne, a very saucy chap......

hmmmmmm tasty too!!!

Julian Mayo wrote:

jacfan wrote:Ah yes they certainly could be....... third cousins twice removed on the paternal grandfather's best friend's cousin's side, who is the chef/domestic help to the Rossi side of the family, who coincidently purchased all her garlic from the second cousin of Julian's great aunt. They actually married and combined the garlic and mayo to create GarlicMayo (Ali Oli). It was named by combining their first names which of course made it sound much posher than plain ol' garlic mayo.
I hope that clears up any confusion.....

And Julian actually comes from Julienne, a very saucy chap......

Julian...................Julienne....................I think I'll head back to the bar........