F1 Idiots bar

Julian Mayo · Post by **Julian Mayo** » Tue Nov 01, 2005 5:22 pm

America breeds possibly the finest sprint horses in the world. the Melbourne cup is 3200 metres. You will find that most of your distance horses have New Zealand or Australian bloodlines in their history, while more and more American bloodlines are coming into Australasion sprint racing.

<T-K> · Post by **<T-K>** » Wed Nov 02, 2005 2:55 am

Wow....I'm finally back....after all that time without internet....didya miss me (did you even notice i was gone

)....

I think i could do with a drink....bartender, givew me whatever you see first.....

Julian Mayo · Post by **Julian Mayo** » Wed Nov 02, 2005 6:21 am

<T-K> wrote:Wow....I'm finally back....after all that time without internet....didya miss me (did you even notice i was gone )....

I think i could do with a drink....bartender, givew me whatever you see first.....

And you are ?

Julian Mayo · Post by **Julian Mayo** » Wed Nov 02, 2005 7:22 am

A large Soda Squash n an Aspirin thnx, everything seems to have a red haze this morning..............anyone from the Central Coast who wants a quick ride to Eastern Creek to see the A1 cars on thurs .......apply here.

<T-K> · Post by **<T-K>** » Wed Nov 02, 2005 8:10 am

Julian Mayo wrote:
<T-K> wrote:Wow....I'm finally back....after all that time without internet....didya miss me (did you even notice i was gone )....

I think i could do with a drink....bartender, givew me whatever you see first.....
And you are ?

The table cleaner

Julian Mayo · Post by **Julian Mayo** » Wed Nov 02, 2005 8:29 am

<T-K> wrote:
Julian Mayo wrote:
<T-K> wrote:Wow....I'm finally back....after all that time without internet....didya miss me (did you even notice i was gone )....

I think i could do with a drink....bartender, givew me whatever you see first.....
And you are ?

The table cleaner

Well, why didnt you say ! Welcome back !

<T-K> · Post by **<T-K>** » Wed Nov 02, 2005 9:01 pm

You must've noticed something was wrong when yr table just kept building up a steady collection of glasses....(and funnels).....

But anyway.....One large lemonade....on the rocks...shaken not stirred...

Julian Mayo · Post by **Julian Mayo** » Thu Nov 03, 2005 7:35 am

<T-K> wrote:You must've noticed something was wrong when yr table just kept building up a steady collection of glasses....(and funnels).....

But anyway.....One large lemonade....on the rocks...shaken not stirred...

Nah, it looks just like home

You better wander over to the "rewards thread" some time. Seems someone is impressed with your mopping skills.
Same with Bundy and his product disposal, JV for being JV (Our Queen/Princess) Rah for lifting tiles, Mfer for being American, etc.

Julian Mayo · Post by **Julian Mayo** » Thu Nov 03, 2005 8:21 am

Therapy is now doing a day trip to Eastern Creek on Friday and will be back in time for school pick up. Anyone with a fearless attitude is welcome to occupy the co-drivers seat. Essential requirements.......bail money for two, the ability to say "yes officer" with a smile, and a sense of humour. Severe myopia is recommended.

<T-K> · Post by **<T-K>** » Thu Nov 03, 2005 8:46 am

Hehe..yeah, just popped in there, its because i mop in a circular motion, not straight like most cleane.....Anyway...slightly off topic there....Now i finally got to see this therapy of whom you so eagerly speak of...

I could do with one of them banners...

Julian Mayo · Post by **Julian Mayo** » Thu Nov 03, 2005 8:54 am

<T-K> wrote:Hehe..yeah, just popped in there, its because i mop in a circular motion, not straight like most cleane.....Anyway...slightly off topic there....Now i finally got to see this therapy of whom you so eagerly speak of...

I could do with one of them banners...

Apply at thread !

<T-K> · Post by **<T-K>** » Thu Nov 03, 2005 9:06 am

Aplication went through.....(((dont call us, we'll call you situation

)))

Bundy · Post by **Bundy** » Thu Nov 03, 2005 10:25 am

Julian Mayo wrote:Therapy is now doing a day trip to Eastern Creek on Friday and will be back in time for school pick up. Anyone with a fearless attitude is welcome to occupy the co-drivers seat. Essential requirements.......bail money for two, the ability to say "yes officer" with a smile, and a sense of humour. Severe myopia is recommended.

I have all those requirements except for 1, the ability to say "yes officer". Would be more than willing to say "yes orificer" instead.

Julian Mayo · Post by **Julian Mayo** » Thu Nov 03, 2005 10:27 am

Bundy wrote:
Julian Mayo wrote:Therapy is now doing a day trip to Eastern Creek on Friday and will be back in time for school pick up. Anyone with a fearless attitude is welcome to occupy the co-drivers seat. Essential requirements.......bail money for two, the ability to say "yes officer" with a smile, and a sense of humour. Severe myopia is recommended.
I have all those requirements except for 1, the ability to say "yes officer". Would be more than willing to say "yes orificer" instead.

They know how to transate that, and you will need extra bail money

Bundy · Post by **Bundy** » Thu Nov 03, 2005 10:29 am

that can be arranged!!!!!!!!!!