F1 Idiots bar

Kapel · Post by **Kapel** » Tue Oct 25, 2005 3:49 pm

Y is the bar always empty on a tuesday???

Barkeep,I'll drink whatever is on offer....5h in standing od f1 idiots & 176th overall

whatever,bring it in a very LARGE glass

Julian Mayo · Post by **Julian Mayo** » Tue Oct 25, 2005 4:04 pm

Kapel wrote:Y is the bar always empty on a tuesday???

Barkeep,I'll drink whatever is on offer....5h in standing od f1 idiots & 176th overall
whatever,bring it in a very LARGE glass

Cos effing F.R.E.D. started overheating on sunday morning n it wont be fixed til tmrrw, so I can only have 1 quick drink with you before it goes again.

A quintuple WT tnks Barmn, And put Kapp's drinks on my tab

Kapel · Post by **Kapel** » Tue Oct 25, 2005 4:07 pm

Julian Mayo wrote:
Kapel wrote:Y is the bar always empty on a tuesday???

Barkeep,I'll drink whatever is on offer....5h in standing od f1 idiots & 176th overall
whatever,bring it in a very LARGE glass
Cos effing F.R.E.D. started overheating on sunday morning n it wont be fixed til tmrrw, so I can only have 1 quick drink with you before it goes again. A quintuple WT tnks Barmn, And put Kapp's drinks on my tab

Thanks Julian for the drink

So the summer has started there is it? And F.R.E.D. is not very comfortable in heat when over used

Julian Mayo · Post by **Julian Mayo** » Wed Oct 26, 2005 3:03 pm

A new thingymajig and a glimpse of the back of the Axe and FRED is as good as new

JayVee · Post by **JayVee** » Wed Oct 26, 2005 4:22 pm

Julian Mayo wrote:A new thingymajig and a glimpse of the back of the Axe and FRED is as good as new

thingiemajiggie

what is that in russian or spanish

FRED is full of those thingiemajigies

Julian Mayo · Post by **Julian Mayo** » Wed Oct 26, 2005 6:11 pm

JayVee wrote:
Julian Mayo wrote:A new thingymajig and a glimpse of the back of the Axe and FRED is as good as new
thingiemajiggie

what is that in russian or spanish

FRED is full of those thingiemajigies

thingieDASmajiggies

Elthingiemajiggies

Yes and now my FRED has a new expensive one of them

<T-K> · Post by **<T-K>** » Wed Oct 26, 2005 9:03 pm

Who(or what) is this fred of whom you so eagerly speak

Julian Mayo · Post by **Julian Mayo** » Thu Oct 27, 2005 7:14 am

<T-K> wrote:Who(or what) is this fred of whom you so eagerly speak

F......G RIDICULOUS ELECTRONIC DEVICE .aka computer

cmlean · Post by **cmlean** » Thu Oct 27, 2005 9:41 pm

A tempremental little toad that fails when the electrons get out. If we case it in lead, that might fix it. Either that or it will make a good anchor.

Julian Mayo · Post by **Julian Mayo** » Tue Nov 01, 2005 2:29 pm

people, raise your glasses, and be upstanding. You will never see a greater horse than the little Mare "Makybe Diva."
She can stand up there with Phar Lap, and Carbine, as the three greatest horses ever.
A toast to the "DIVA". History has been made.

mlittle · Post by **mlittle** » Tue Nov 01, 2005 2:47 pm

While we're at it, how about a toast to America's top horses....Secretariat, Affirmed, and the sentimental favorite, Seabiscuit!

Julian Mayo · Post by **Julian Mayo** » Tue Nov 01, 2005 2:55 pm

mlittle wrote:While we're at it, how about a toast to America's top horses....Secretariat, Affirmed, and the sentimental favorite, Seabiscuit!

very good horses Mfer and I will toast them, but none won the Melbourne Cup. The Diva, such a beautiful gutsy little mare, has just made history by winning the Cup 3 times. 3 times in a row. In the race the Nation stops to watch. The youngest child in Australia may live long enough to see such a thing repeated, I certainly will not

mlittle · Post by **mlittle** » Tue Nov 01, 2005 3:02 pm

True, true, but at least one of them(Secretariat) did win the Triple Crown, so I would definitely put them up against the best Oz horses, anytime. Besides, any horse that can win races on three very different types of dirt(Kentucky clay, Maryland dirt, and New York's crud-like dirt) can surely win anywhere....can't they?

Julian Mayo · Post by **Julian Mayo** » Tue Nov 01, 2005 3:10 pm

No American horse has won The Cup. Bring em on Mfer, bring em on. Rumour has it that they killed Phar Lap in America cos he was too good. Certainly the great horse died in mysterious circumstances

mlittle · Post by **mlittle** » Tue Nov 01, 2005 3:36 pm

If we only knew the numbers of Wayne Baffert and D. Wayne Lukas...those two horse owners are probably the only ones brave enough to challenge for it.