I love this. It was taken from a local newspaper...
Concerns for her safety increased after her beloved pug dog was found by a council worker mowing the grass near the North Shore exit on the Princes Highway yesterday morning at about 11am
The story was about a "missing" woman who had been found.
Why was her dog mowing the grass, that is the question I would want answered.
Holy crap on a cracker!

Number one idiot for 2007!!!!!
2008 Round of France winner!!! Wooooooohoooo!!!!!!
2010 Round of Britian winner!!!!!!