Anything Cricket!

Julian Mayo · Post by **Julian Mayo** » Fri Nov 24, 2006 7:22 pm

gkaytaz wrote:
jacfan wrote:Ok I will try and explain as best I can. I am sure JM would do it better but...
Test cricket is played over five days.
Each team bats twice..(normally)
Australia has had their first time batting and scored 602.
The English are now batting and three of their batsman are out and there score is three out for about 67.
In plain English we are thrashing the cr*^#@$p out of the POMS!!!
Thanks. Now it starts to make sense.

But if they follow on and pass 400 and something we will have to bat again

jacfan · Post by **jacfan** » Fri Nov 24, 2006 7:23 pm

Glad to be of help.

gkaytaz · Post by **gkaytaz** » Fri Nov 24, 2006 7:26 pm

Julian Mayo wrote:
gkaytaz wrote:
jacfan wrote:Ok I will try and explain as best I can. I am sure JM would do it better but...
Test cricket is played over five days.
Each team bats twice..(normally)
Australia has had their first time batting and scored 602.
The English are now batting and three of their batsman are out and there score is three out for about 67.
In plain English we are thrashing the cr*^#@$p out of the POMS!!!
Thanks. Now it starts to make sense.
But if they follow on and pass 400 and something we will have to bat again

I am Batman

jacfan · Post by **jacfan** » Fri Nov 24, 2006 7:27 pm

And we Aussies are robin you of your chance to bat.

Julian Mayo · Post by **Julian Mayo** » Fri Nov 24, 2006 7:28 pm

gkaytaz wrote:
Julian Mayo wrote:
gkaytaz wrote:
Thanks. Now it starts to make sense.
But if they follow on and pass 400 and something we will have to bat again
I am Batman

Opening, first drop, or bunny?

gkaytaz · Post by **gkaytaz** » Fri Nov 24, 2006 7:35 pm

Julian Mayo wrote: Opening, first drop, or bunny?

Julian Mayo · Post by **Julian Mayo** » Fri Nov 24, 2006 7:37 pm

gkaytaz wrote:
Julian Mayo wrote: Opening, first drop, or bunny?

With a stroke like that, bunny

gkaytaz · Post by **gkaytaz** » Fri Nov 24, 2006 7:41 pm

Julian Mayo wrote:
gkaytaz wrote:
Julian Mayo wrote: Opening, first drop, or bunny?

With a stroke like that, bunny

Bunnies are Snowy's specialty. Ask him

jacfan · Post by **jacfan** » Fri Nov 24, 2006 7:43 pm

Yeah better not discuss bunnies or Snowy will have a complete breakdown and get all snotty and stuff.

Julian Mayo · Post by **Julian Mayo** » Fri Nov 24, 2006 7:43 pm

gkaytaz wrote:
Julian Mayo wrote:
gkaytaz wrote:

With a stroke like that, bunny
Bunnies are Snowy's specialty. Ask him

He bats like Viv

gkaytaz · Post by **gkaytaz** » Fri Nov 24, 2006 7:48 pm

jacfan wrote:Yeah better not discuss bunnies or Snowy will have a complete breakdown and get all snotty and stuff.

Yes, and we don't want that, do we

jacfan · Post by **jacfan** » Fri Nov 24, 2006 7:54 pm

gkaytaz wrote:
jacfan wrote:Yeah better not discuss bunnies or Snowy will have a complete breakdown and get all snotty and stuff.
Yes, and we don't want that, do we

That is for sure.

Julian Mayo · Post by **Julian Mayo** » Fri Nov 24, 2006 7:55 pm

jacfan wrote:
gkaytaz wrote:
jacfan wrote:Yeah better not discuss bunnies or Snowy will have a complete breakdown and get all snotty and stuff.
Yes, and we don't want that, do we
That is for sure.

A snotty Snowy is better than no Snowy

jacfan · Post by **jacfan** » Fri Nov 24, 2006 8:01 pm

Julian Mayo wrote:
jacfan wrote:
gkaytaz wrote:
Yes, and we don't want that, do we
That is for sure.
A snotty Snowy is better than no Snowy

True.

Snowy · Post by **Snowy** » Fri Nov 24, 2006 8:25 pm

Without a fit Simon Jones, and a Trescothick England are really going to suffer. Also I cannot recall any England team thriving when the best player in the team is also burdened with the responsibilty of captaining the side. All is lost!

Even a snotty sobbing Snowy tell that.

How are Pakistan and the West Indies doing?

A figgin' draw!

And after Lara scored his ninth double century

Actually I can't recall any team anywhere thriving with their best player as captain. It's never ever gonna work.

I'm off to cry in me beer