F1 Idiots bar

[jacfan]

What's the first thing Jeremy does as he wakes up ?

Not sure I should answer that question.

IF IT DOESN'T START WITH "FA", PLEASE DON'T

Let's see... FA? Hmmmm as in sweet FA. Face breakfast... faint... fall... fashion... No none of those.... I do believe the first thing he does in the morning is wake up. OOPS forgot you didn't want to know that.

[jacfan]

And what time is sparrow-fart? Just for my info you know.

What's the first thing Jeremy does as he wakes up ?

While it is agreed that Jeremy may upon wakening fart like a sparrow, that still does not answer my question regarding the official time that is AKA sparrow-fart.

[jacfan]

Anyone got a sure fire recipe for getting Ducati yellow off Midnight Blue

Why not just go with the yellow? (maybe in future Ducati rider will see Therapy?)

If the mongrel gutted, idiotic, brainless spawn of an aenemic plankton, with the reflexes of a dead wombat, the eyesight of Ray Charles at midnight and the forsight a retarded mullet couldn't see Therapy, with lights on, in broad daylight, he would probably think Therapy in yellow was a field of Sunflowers and try to park iin the middle

Hey I think I have met that guy.... he often driving around this area... sometimes on a bike and sometimes in a car.

[jacfan]

AHHHHHHH.........there is a whiff of strawberry around Ol' Blanky


And so I lay me down to sleep.......Ducati pillion passenger I hope to keep.....sleep tight.... may the bloody fleas gently bite

Hmmm might have to sleep on the couch tonight... might not be safe to park myself under blanky... might be mistaken for a "mongrel gutted, idiotic, brainless spawn of an aenemic plankton, with the reflexes of a dead wombat, the eyesight of Ray Charles at midnight and the forsight a retarded mullet " and suffer serious bodily harm.

[mlittle]

Morning, barkeep.....one large iced tea and some nachos, okay?

I see the bar's busy(I wondered where all the noise was coming from..... ); spent the morning cleaning tree debris from around the house after all the high winds came blowin' through late last night(knocked power out late last night, hence the reason the results from the ChampCar, ChampCar Atlantic and ALMS races aren't up yet.... )....hopefully, power'll be back up this afternoon and everything will be back to normal.

I take it you are just unbuttoning the hatches

You could say that; it's been about three days now.....the power's still out(way to go, Duke Energy..... ); the good news is that, according to those geniuses, power should be back up Thursday. It could've been worse; the Northeast took the worst of the weather(storms, winds, rain, etc.). At least nothing serious happened....other than the high winds knocking tree limbs into various power lines.....

[mlittle]

On second thought, I take back what I've said about Duke Energy.........

The power's back on!!!!!!!!!



Barkeep.......one large iced tea and a couple shots of the Three Wise Men(ya' know, Johnnie Walker, Jim Beam and Jack Daniels...... )

[Julian Mayo]

On second thought, I take back what I've said about Duke Energy.........

The power's back on!!!!!!!!!



Barkeep.......one large iced tea and a couple shots of the Three Wise Men(ya' know, Johnnie Walker, Jim Beam and Jack Daniels...... )

I prefer the dark

[mlittle]

On second thought, I take back what I've said about Duke Energy.........

The power's back on!!!!!!!!!



Barkeep.......one large iced tea and a couple shots of the Three Wise Men(ya' know, Johnnie Walker, Jim Beam and Jack Daniels...... )

I prefer the dark

I figured as much......

[Julian Mayo]

On second thought, I take back what I've said about Duke Energy.........

The power's back on!!!!!!!!!



Barkeep.......one large iced tea and a couple shots of the Three Wise Men(ya' know, Johnnie Walker, Jim Beam and Jack Daniels...... )

I prefer the dark

I figured as much......

[jacfan]

On second thought, I take back what I've said about Duke Energy.........

The power's back on!!!!!!!!!



Barkeep.......one large iced tea and a couple shots of the Three Wise Men(ya' know, Johnnie Walker, Jim Beam and Jack Daniels...... )

That is great news and worthy of a celebratory drink....

[jacfan]

7.5 7.5 7.5
I AM ONLY THREE QUARTER EVIL.

Are you sure?

[mlittle]

On second thought, I take back what I've said about Duke Energy.........

The power's back on!!!!!!!!!



Barkeep.......one large iced tea and a couple shots of the Three Wise Men(ya' know, Johnnie Walker, Jim Beam and Jack Daniels...... )

That is great news and worthy of a celebratory drink....

Thanks, jacfan....all I know is that I never want to see another fallen tree limb for a couple of months(50-70 mph straight-line winds'll do that to trees..... )

[Julian Mayo]

7.5 7.5 7.5
I AM ONLY THREE QUARTER EVIL.

Are you sure?

Maybe............or maybe not.....it's confusing

[mlittle]

7.5 7.5 7.5
I AM ONLY THREE QUARTER EVIL.

Are you sure?

Maybe............or maybe not.....it's confusing

Yeah, it's confusing all right........

[mlittle]

Evening barkeep......seeing as how the Thwashers got swept by the Rangers 4 games to zero(............ .....), let me get a very large iced tea..........on GhoGho's tab.......


I know, barkeep; I shouldn't pick on GhoGho's Thrashers, but hey....at least they made it to the Stanley Cup playoffs; my beloved 'Canes didn't even make it(I gotta' pick on at least one team this playoff season..... )