F1 Idiots bar

Julian Mayo · Post by **Julian Mayo** » Wed Dec 13, 2006 10:54 am

.........sniff.

cmlean · Post by **cmlean** » Wed Dec 13, 2006 3:14 pm

I don't see you as offensive jacfan.

jacfan · Post by **jacfan** » Wed Dec 13, 2006 3:40 pm

Thanks cm... however I must apologise for taking JM's message as being the entire truth and reacting that way. We have since sorted it out via PM ... Thanks for putting up with a fairly upset me!!

Julian Mayo · Post by **Julian Mayo** » Wed Dec 13, 2006 3:57 pm

I did leave the toilet seat up

jacfan · Post by **jacfan** » Wed Dec 13, 2006 4:01 pm

Yes .. you did and now you are on Santa's naughty list.

Julian Mayo · Post by **Julian Mayo** » Wed Dec 13, 2006 4:32 pm

jacfan wrote:Yes .. you did and now you are on Santa's naughty list.

If he doesnt take me off it I wont clean the chimney

gkaytaz · Post by **gkaytaz** » Wed Dec 13, 2006 5:01 pm

Can't even leave the place for a couple of hours... What's up folks? Just relax and have a round of drinks. They're on the house

Julian Mayo · Post by **Julian Mayo** » Wed Dec 13, 2006 5:10 pm

gkaytaz wrote:Can't even leave the place for a couple of hours... What's up folks? Just relax and have a round of drinks. They're on the house

After my teens formal last week, I have just seen my 11y.o. stunningly beautiful daughter leave for her school formal, on the arm of a young man. Its the first time she's worn a dress since she was about 2yo. I think she is growing up, sob. I have to attend at 9pm to dance the "Pride of Erin"with her. Me flamin Kilt is a tad tighter than it used to be, must of shrunk in the wash. N me sporran is spozzy n limp.

Julian Mayo · Post by **Julian Mayo** » Wed Dec 13, 2006 10:41 pm

Well, we danced the light out of that fandango/fantastic fella. My little "Frog" is turning into a Lady, I thought..........til she got home and wrestled her dawg for his bone, before she changed outa her formal dress.

Dat's my fishin buddy!

jacfan · Post by **jacfan** » Wed Dec 13, 2006 10:41 pm

How did it go???

Julian Mayo · Post by **Julian Mayo** » Wed Dec 13, 2006 10:52 pm

jacfan wrote:How did it go???

Me sporran stiffened, me Tam got its O'shanter back, I still look like a gargantuan orangutang on the dance floor, those around us will recover with the right first aid, but Froggy had a great time

The belle of the ball !!!

jacfan · Post by **jacfan** » Wed Dec 13, 2006 10:58 pm

Froggy? I gather that is your daughter. Nice name.

Glad she had a great time and I am sure she would have been the prettiest girl there.

Julian Mayo · Post by **Julian Mayo** » Wed Dec 13, 2006 11:55 pm

jacfan wrote:Froggy? I gather that is your daughter. Nice name. Glad she had a great time and I am sure she would have been the prettiest girl there.

When she was born she was Very fat. When I put her in the bath soon after she looked like a very fat frog lying on her back. From 6mnths old she has been the greyhound among we mastiffs,....tho the teen only got my shoulders from rowing surfboats, Jacko will play front row for the Wallabies

Julian Mayo · Post by **Julian Mayo** » Thu Dec 14, 2006 11:16 pm

We now have a "dob in a dodgy cabby" hotline

jacfan · Post by **jacfan** » Thu Dec 14, 2006 11:18 pm

Good idea.