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Post by cmlean » Fri Nov 10, 2006 7:55 pm

Julian Mayo wrote: um....... :oops: .....regarding the um :oops: ..........plasma screeen........ :oops: ...........I woke up under the pool table as usual................but the normal hangover wasn't present.................its big brother, the gargantua.........the King Kong........the Krakatoa of hangovers was in residence.............bleeding from the eyeballs I stumbled
over to the deserted bar...........not an aspro in sight.......thru the red mist passing for vision.........I saw the word plasma........... :oops: ...............it did have the odd lump when I drank it :oops:
How many times do we have to tell you Julian. You can't drink the WT on the plasma......
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Post by Julian Mayo » Fri Nov 10, 2006 8:00 pm

cmlean wrote:Barkeep!
With all these good people browsing the forum, surely one would like a drink.
Stick it on my tab.
:drink: :drink: :drink: :drink: :drink:
I will breast the bar withya CM, and down a schooey or two, whist talking about the heat..n boggin in the middle of the street............. 8)
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Post by Julian Mayo » Fri Nov 10, 2006 8:01 pm

cmlean wrote:
Julian Mayo wrote: um....... :oops: .....regarding the um :oops: ..........plasma screeen........ :oops: ...........I woke up under the pool table as usual................but the normal hangover wasn't present.................its big brother, the gargantua.........the King Kong........the Krakatoa of hangovers was in residence.............bleeding from the eyeballs I stumbled
over to the deserted bar...........not an aspro in sight.......thru the red mist passing for vision.........I saw the word plasma........... :oops: ...............it did have the odd lump when I drank it :oops:
How many times do we have to tell you Julian. You can't drink the WT on the plasma......

BURP.............CLUNK
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Post by cmlean » Fri Nov 10, 2006 8:02 pm

So Julian. Tell us about boggin in the midddle of the street??
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Post by Julian Mayo » Fri Nov 10, 2006 8:04 pm

cmlean wrote:It's Friday so it must be payday for some of us.

Yup, .......hands up 8)
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Post by Julian Mayo » Fri Nov 10, 2006 8:07 pm

cmlean wrote:So Julian. Tell us about boggin in the midddle of the street??
getting bogged in the melting bitumen, I was down at Harry's bar saw joe, owed him half a bloody quid, bloody gave it to him, coulda used the bloody thing mebloody self ya know
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Post by cmlean » Fri Nov 10, 2006 8:11 pm

Heard about something like that in western Queensland. Some bean counter in the council decided that a certain type of bitumen was better because it was cheaper. Trouble was, the temperatures out there were too high and the bitumen kept going to gum when it got hot.
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Post by <T-K> » Fri Nov 10, 2006 8:14 pm

Julian Mayo wrote: um....... :oops: .....regarding the um :oops: ..........plasma screeen........ :oops: ...........I woke up under the pool table as usual................but the normal hangover wasn't present.................its big brother, the gargantua.........the King Kong........the Krakatoa of hangovers was in residence.............bleeding from the eyeballs I stumbled
over to the deserted bar...........not an aspro in sight.......thru the red mist passing for vision.........I saw the word plasma........... :oops: ...............it did have the odd lump when I drank it :oops:


:shock: :shock: :shock: The odd Lump!?!?!?!?! :shock: :shock: :shock:

Julian, that was a 72" plasma screen tv........the odd lump? :shock: :shock:

Thats impressive.... 8)
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Post by gkaytaz » Sat Nov 11, 2006 12:49 am

Never mind bitumen or plasma. Grab a glass :cheers: :drink:
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Post by <T-K> » Sat Nov 11, 2006 12:59 am

gkaytaz wrote:Never mind bitumen or plasma. Grab a glass :cheers: :drink:


:woohoo: :woohoo: :drink: :drink: :drink: :cheers:
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Post by gkaytaz » Sat Nov 11, 2006 11:18 pm

Just got my internet connected at home :woohoo:

Free drinks all around :cheers:
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Post by Julian Mayo » Sun Nov 12, 2006 1:06 am

gkaytaz wrote:Just got my internet connected at home :woohoo:

Free drinks all around :cheers:
Trey bagoose :cheers:
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Post by gkaytaz » Sun Nov 12, 2006 3:00 am

Having no Internet connection at home is like living with eyes and ears closed :x

Now I will be able to post weekends too :) Woe betide those who come here regularly...

Then again I am in a good mood and will offer free booze all weekend :cheers: Consider that a mild bribery.
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Post by jacfan » Sun Nov 12, 2006 10:46 pm

:cheers: :cheers: To the home internet.... :drink: :drink: :drink: :drink: :drink:
Holy crap on a cracker! Image
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Post by gkaytaz » Mon Nov 13, 2006 5:16 am

jacfan wrote::cheers: :cheers: To the home internet.... :drink: :drink: :drink: :drink: :drink:
I'll drink to that :) :drink:
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