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Post by Julian Mayo » Tue Aug 29, 2006 2:26 pm

mlittle wrote:I'll drink to that; barkeep, a round for bundy; whatever he wants.........and put it on julian's tab, okay? :lol: :lol: :lol: :drink: :cheers: :cheers: :drink:
Have you any idea what roses, massueses, and limos cost :?:
I will be workin on the Cessper for weeks to get it airworthy enough to do enuff charter flights to pay for it all :shock:
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Post by jacfan » Tue Aug 29, 2006 2:33 pm

Bundy wrote:
Julian Mayo wrote::nap: :nap: :nap: :nap: ... :!: wha......mmmmmmm.......yawn, stretch, gee what a dream I......what tha !!!!! ..........Well, gee, golly, gosh.


tiptoe tiptoe tiptoe

Barman, a pint of black coffee for Jacfan,(fresh cream on the side) served in total silence when she wakens. 15 mins later, fresh pancakes, 7 stawberries, n whatever style of coffee she would like with it. & 7 red rose buds in a crystal vase, and that large box of chocolates are to follow in another 10 minutes. 15 minutes after that a massuese, and a nail artiste are to commence. There is to be a Limo at her command at all times throughout the day.

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Post by jacfan » Tue Aug 29, 2006 2:35 pm

Julian Mayo wrote:
mlittle wrote:I'll drink to that; barkeep, a round for bundy; whatever he wants.........and put it on julian's tab, okay? :lol: :lol: :lol: :drink: :cheers: :cheers: :drink:
Have you any idea what roses, massueses, and limos cost :?:
I will be workin on the Cessper for weeks to get it airworthy enough to do enuff charter flights to pay for it all :shock:
Just a kind word will probably cause my demise today :cry:
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Post by Julian Mayo » Tue Aug 29, 2006 3:19 pm

jacfan wrote:
Julian Mayo wrote:
mlittle wrote:I'll drink to that; barkeep, a round for bundy; whatever he wants.........and put it on julian's tab, okay? :lol: :lol: :lol: :drink: :cheers: :cheers: :drink:
Have you any idea what roses, massueses, and limos cost :?:
I will be workin on the Cessper for weeks to get it airworthy enough to do enuff charter flights to pay for it all :shock:
Just a kind word will probably cause my demise today :cry:
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Post by gkaytaz » Tue Aug 29, 2006 3:59 pm

jacfan wrote:Just a kind word will probably cause my demise today :cry:
:why:
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Post by Julian Mayo » Tue Aug 29, 2006 4:18 pm

gkaytaz wrote:
jacfan wrote:Just a kind word will probably cause my demise today :cry:
:why:
:?: :?: :?: :?: :?: :?: :?: :shock: Perhaps we should just mind our own business til she is ready to chat :shock:

I am surely not saying anything kind :!: :!:
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Post by gkaytaz » Tue Aug 29, 2006 4:23 pm

Julian Mayo wrote: :?: :?: :?: :?: :?: :?: :?: :shock: Perhaps we should just mind our own business til she is ready to chat :shock:

I am surely not saying anything kind :!: :!:
Neither am I. You're right, we should wait and see. But waiting makes me thirsty. Barkeep! I can see the bottom of my glass and I don't like it! :cheers:
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Post by Julian Mayo » Tue Aug 29, 2006 4:26 pm

gkaytaz wrote:
Julian Mayo wrote: :?: :?: :?: :?: :?: :?: :?: :shock: Perhaps we should just mind our own business til she is ready to chat :shock:

I am surely not saying anything kind :!: :!:
Neither am I. You're right, we should wait and see. But waiting makes me thirsty. Barkeep! I can see the bottom of my glass and I don't like it! :cheers:
Buxom Wench, see to it ! On my tab.
I have things I must do, I shall return :lol:
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Post by mlittle » Tue Aug 29, 2006 4:31 pm

Julian Mayo wrote:
gkaytaz wrote:
Julian Mayo wrote: :?: :?: :?: :?: :?: :?: :?: :shock: Perhaps we should just mind our own business til she is ready to chat :shock:

I am surely not saying anything kind :!: :!:
Neither am I. You're right, we should wait and see. But waiting makes me thirsty. Barkeep! I can see the bottom of my glass and I don't like it! :cheers:
Buxom Wench, see to it ! On my tab.
I have things I must do, I shall return :lol:
Barkeep, one iced tea and a round for the house, on julian's tab, alright? :lol: :lol: :lol: 8)
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Post by Julian Mayo » Tue Aug 29, 2006 5:05 pm

mlittle wrote:
Julian Mayo wrote:
gkaytaz wrote:
Neither am I. You're right, we should wait and see. But waiting makes me thirsty. Barkeep! I can see the bottom of my glass and I don't like it! :cheers:
Buxom Wench, see to it ! On my tab.
I have things I must do, I shall return :lol:
Barkeep, one iced tea and a round for the house, on julian's tab, alright? :lol: :lol: :lol: 8)
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Post by Julian Mayo » Tue Aug 29, 2006 5:40 pm

Right you lazy layabouts. My duties are done for the day. Apart from having to extinguish the kitchen fire again, when the kids attempt, once more, to cook dinner. Rack em up, Buxom Wench !! And we will have the following,
The Katherine Legge glass, 1 chunk of ice, a teaspoon of coke, and to the brim with the feral bird.. .....
The same for Gkay,
and ferchrissakes slip a double vodka into Mfers tea.
A triple whatever the lady wants for jacfan, the moment she walks in the room.
TK seems to be MIA.........lets see if this works....
:horn: :horn: :horn: Free drink TK....... :light:
A Bundy for Bundy, n a vodka/redbull for Kappy,
Chill some Moet for JV, in case she decides to slum it
A Melb Bitter with a shot of schnappes for Jum' and a litre of his favourite beer for GGG..
Fig, n Red, name your poison, same for anyone else. :cheers:
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Post by <T-K> » Tue Aug 29, 2006 5:50 pm

:nap: :nap: :nap: :nap: Huh?....Free!..... :woohoo:

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Post by Julian Mayo » Tue Aug 29, 2006 5:51 pm

<T-K> wrote::nap: :nap: :nap: :nap: Huh?....Free!..... :woohoo:

Sigh......it never fails 8)
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Post by <T-K> » Tue Aug 29, 2006 5:56 pm

Julian Mayo wrote:
<T-K> wrote::nap: :nap: :nap: :nap: Huh?....Free!..... :woohoo:

Sigh......it never fails 8)

Thought you were out back tinkering with the UFM ?

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Post by Julian Mayo » Tue Aug 29, 2006 5:59 pm

<T-K> wrote:
Julian Mayo wrote:
<T-K> wrote::nap: :nap: :nap: :nap: Huh?....Free!..... :woohoo:

Sigh......it never fails 8)

Thought you were out back tinkering with the UFM ?
Not without a litre of feral bird, my dawgs, a glock.40cal and a biological defence suit, have you seen whats growing in the thing :shock:
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