Right you lazy layabouts. My duties are done for the day. Apart from having to extinguish the kitchen fire again, when the kids attempt, once more, to cook dinner. Rack em up, Buxom Wench !! And we will have the following,
The Katherine Legge glass, 1 chunk of ice, a teaspoon of coke, and to the brim with the feral bird.. .....
The same for Gkay,
and ferchrissakes slip a double vodka into Mfers tea.
A triple whatever the lady wants for jacfan, the moment she walks in the room.
TK seems to be MIA.........lets see if this works....

Free drink TK.......
A Bundy for Bundy, n a vodka/redbull for Kappy,
Chill some Moet for JV, in case she decides to slum it
A Melb Bitter with a shot of schnappes for Jum' and a litre of his favourite beer for GGG..
Fig, n Red, name your poison, same for anyone else.

The Mountain is a savage Mistress.