F1 Idiots bar

Julian Mayo · Post by **Julian Mayo** » Sat Aug 26, 2006 12:46 am

jacfan wrote:Yeah you get excited about the wins and then they just go and stuff up again.

Nup....if you follow the Saints, you just get so excited about thei wins, then close your eyes n hope to die before the next weekend

jacfan · Post by **jacfan** » Sat Aug 26, 2006 12:52 am

Probably most football supporters, or for that matter even F1 supporters do that on a regular basis.

gkaytaz · Post by **gkaytaz** » Sat Aug 26, 2006 5:41 am

Julian Mayo wrote: Seen them all.......and i can understand your friends confusion
I first heard him in the Goons, at my Grannys knee (I went on to frequent other low joints), nearly had to be given oxygen..........Ahhhhhhh,....Bluebottle, Eckles, Moriarty, .......sail the Grand piano back across the chunnel, all is nearly forgiven, or nearly all is forgiven, or was it nearly forgive is all

Calling her knee a "low joint" is just the kind of pun suitable for this thread

You're right on with the oxygen thing though. I recall experiencing a few moments of near-asphyxiation while watching his Pink Panther movies.

A memorable quote from "the Party":
Film company owner: "What? You are meshugga!"
Hrundi V Bakshi: "I am *not* your sugar!"

Julian Mayo · Post by **Julian Mayo** » Sat Aug 26, 2006 9:29 am

The dying bugler in......?

gkaytaz · Post by **gkaytaz** » Sat Aug 26, 2006 3:02 pm

Julian Mayo wrote:The dying bugler in......?

Yeah

And then the face of the director when Hrundi blows up the set... Priceless!

cmlean · Post by **cmlean** » Sat Aug 26, 2006 11:44 pm

The Cats had all the running in the second half and managed a draw after trailing by 38 points. (94-94) Shame the time keeper wasn't 2 seconds late.

Julian Mayo · Post by **Julian Mayo** » Sun Aug 27, 2006 12:08 am

cmlean wrote:The Cats had all the running in the second half and managed a draw after trailing by 38 points. (94-94) Shame the time keeper wasn't 2 seconds late.

Jacfan will probably be released from the Cardiac Unit on Tuesday.

jacfan · Post by **jacfan** » Sun Aug 27, 2006 5:22 pm

cmlean wrote:The Cats had all the running in the second half and managed a draw after trailing by 38 points. (94-94) Shame the time keeper wasn't 2 seconds late.

Barkeep I will have a couple of B52s with a butterscotch schnapps shooters

no just keep 'em coming. I think I might just pull up the blanket in the corner and stay the night. Will be back when the GP is over.

Julian Mayo · Post by **Julian Mayo** » Sun Aug 27, 2006 6:37 pm

jacfan wrote:
cmlean wrote:The Cats had all the running in the second half and managed a draw after trailing by 38 points. (94-94) Shame the time keeper wasn't 2 seconds late.
Barkeep I will have a couple of B52s with a butterscotch schnapps shooters no just keep 'em coming. I think I might just pull up the blanket in the corner and stay the night. Will be back when the GP is over.

Huh, wha ? Who stole my blanket. Brrrrrr

jacfan · Post by **jacfan** » Sun Aug 27, 2006 9:49 pm

Julian Mayo wrote:
jacfan wrote:
cmlean wrote:The Cats had all the running in the second half and managed a draw after trailing by 38 points. (94-94) Shame the time keeper wasn't 2 seconds late.
Barkeep I will have a couple of B52s with a butterscotch schnapps shooters no just keep 'em coming. I think I might just pull up the blanket in the corner and stay the night. Will be back when the GP is over.
Huh, wha ? Who stole my blanket. Brrrrrr

Sorry mate. Hey the alarm clock is going off in about an hour so better catch a few

before the race starts. Better get two short blacks (coffee Julian!!) for my mate and I will have a latte.

Julian Mayo · Post by **Julian Mayo** » Sun Aug 27, 2006 9:58 pm

jacfan wrote:
Julian Mayo wrote:
jacfan wrote: Barkeep I will have a couple of B52s with a butterscotch schnapps shooters no just keep 'em coming. I think I might just pull up the blanket in the corner and stay the night. Will be back when the GP is over.
Huh, wha ? Who stole my blanket. Brrrrrr
Sorry mate. Hey the alarm clock is going off in about an hour so better catch a few before the race starts. Better get two short blacks (coffee Julian!!) for my mate and I will have a latte.

Thanks, brrrr, darned cold without that blanket tho

Julian Mayo · Post by **Julian Mayo** » Mon Aug 28, 2006 3:09 am

Julian Mayo wrote:
jacfan wrote:
Julian Mayo wrote:
Huh, wha ? Who stole my blanket. Brrrrrr
Sorry mate. Hey the alarm clock is going off in about an hour so better catch a few before the race starts. Better get two short blacks (coffee Julian!!) for my mate and I will have a latte.
Thanks, brrrr, darned cold without that blanket tho

Ahah.......there it is........mmmmmmmmmmm, smells nice. sorta butterscotchy........snuggle

wha? Was that a B52. ?

Nah, just old memories.....mmmm,.....wriggle, snuggle :zzz:

jacfan · Post by **jacfan** » Mon Aug 28, 2006 3:49 pm

Aha.. there you are.... still snoozing

Don't bother looking for you coffee

I drank it before heading off for a meeting this morning. Then went to gym and did shopping and now finally home. Didn't even get to watch the race last night, so I will be doing that later tonight.

Julian Mayo · Post by **Julian Mayo** » Mon Aug 28, 2006 6:10 pm

jacfan wrote:Aha.. there you are.... still snoozing Don't bother looking for you coffee I drank it before heading off for a meeting this morning. Then went to gym and did shopping and now finally home. Didn't even get to watch the race last night, so I will be doing that later tonight.

Ok, I will put the kettle on, the barman is on smoko.

Julian Mayo · Post by **Julian Mayo** » Mon Aug 28, 2006 7:21 pm

a WT n coke, 1 flak jacket, 1 tin hat, firepoof underwear to fit, and a large bucket of water,........I think things could get a wee bit warm a couple of doors over.
I will be under the table, on the blanket