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Julian Mayo · Post by **Julian Mayo** » Fri Aug 25, 2006 8:15 am

gkaytaz wrote:
<T-K> wrote:
gkaytaz wrote:I need a real tough drink just about now. Care to join me? Jacfan? Kapel? JayVee? Anyone? I am buying. Yeah Julian, you too. A WT and Coke for Julian right away please.
How can anyone refuse......

You got yourself a flak vest and helmet yet? Just remember...If that there cessna out back ever takes off.....hide somewhere....
Yeah, that's pretty much the very first rule newcomers get to learn here As for the vest and helmet... I happen to own the ugliest Gore-Tex jacket ever manufactured (don't get me started on the color). Any kinda bullet would refuse to go near it, let alone through. Got the helmet thing covered too: the wife has a full set of woks and pans which she never uses for cooking. So I might just as well put them to good use.

What does she use them for ?:shock:

Julian Mayo · Post by **Julian Mayo** » Fri Aug 25, 2006 8:23 am

Ed wrote:
Julian Mayo wrote:
jacfan wrote:That would ultra cool.
I will go on a search and discover tomorrow. Having moved house twice in 6 mnths it may take some time.
Having one of the highest posts/day figures, I am sure we could provide one in advance of the annual awards
Only condition is to provide us with a photo, in the past we have been promised but .....

Let us know if you can't find the spare Julian!

At this stage the funnel- webs are winning the battle of the garage, Ed !!
Am sending for a flame thrower

<T-K> · Post by **<T-K>** » Fri Aug 25, 2006 9:36 am

gkaytaz wrote:
<T-K> wrote:
gkaytaz wrote:I need a real tough drink just about now. Care to join me? Jacfan? Kapel? JayVee? Anyone? I am buying. Yeah Julian, you too. A WT and Coke for Julian right away please.
How can anyone refuse......

You got yourself a flak vest and helmet yet? Just remember...If that there cessna out back ever takes off.....hide somewhere....
Yeah, that's pretty much the very first rule newcomers get to learn here As for the vest and helmet... I happen to own the ugliest Gore-Tex jacket ever manufactured (don't get me started on the color). Any kinda bullet would refuse to go near it, let alone through. Got the helmet thing covered too: the wife has a full set of woks and pans which she never uses for cooking. So I might just as well put them to good use.

The only jacket I recieved was this really nice white one......was dropped off by a couple guys in a big white van......seemed to be friends of julians....

<T-K> · Post by **<T-K>** » Fri Aug 25, 2006 9:38 am

Julian Mayo wrote:
<T-K> wrote:
gkaytaz wrote:I need a real tough drink just about now. Care to join me? Jacfan? Kapel? JayVee? Anyone? I am buying. Yeah Julian, you too. A WT and Coke for Julian right away please.
How can anyone refuse......

You got yourself a flak vest and helmet yet? Just remember...If that there cessna out back ever takes off.....hide somewhere....
Tis not likely to for a while, TK. I needed a mooring anchor.....n there was this big lump of rusty iron just behind the propeller......(have you seen what the termites have done to that )

Nup....thats how I bought it.....

If i am not mistaken, that should be the head of a golf club.....

Julian Mayo · Post by **Julian Mayo** » Fri Aug 25, 2006 10:08 am

<T-K> wrote:
gkaytaz wrote:
<T-K> wrote:
How can anyone refuse......

You got yourself a flak vest and helmet yet? Just remember...If that there cessna out back ever takes off.....hide somewhere....
Yeah, that's pretty much the very first rule newcomers get to learn here As for the vest and helmet... I happen to own the ugliest Gore-Tex jacket ever manufactured (don't get me started on the color). Any kinda bullet would refuse to go near it, let alone through. Got the helmet thing covered too: the wife has a full set of woks and pans which she never uses for cooking. So I might just as well put them to good use.

The only jacket I recieved was this really nice white one......was dropped off by a couple guys in a big white van......seemed to be friends of julians....

Associates, TK,associates

Julian Mayo · Post by **Julian Mayo** » Fri Aug 25, 2006 10:09 am

<T-K> wrote:
Julian Mayo wrote:
<T-K> wrote:
How can anyone refuse......

You got yourself a flak vest and helmet yet? Just remember...If that there cessna out back ever takes off.....hide somewhere....
Tis not likely to for a while, TK. I needed a mooring anchor.....n there was this big lump of rusty iron just behind the propeller......(have you seen what the termites have done to that )
Nup....thats how I bought it..... If i am not mistaken, that should be the head of a golf club.....

Not a 9 iron, that woud be too "lofted"

jacfan · Post by **jacfan** » Fri Aug 25, 2006 11:42 am

Ed wrote:
Julian Mayo wrote:
jacfan wrote:That would ultra cool.
I will go on a search and discover tomorrow. Having moved house twice in 6 mnths it may take some time.
Having one of the highest posts/day figures, I am sure we could provide one in advance of the annual awards
Only condition is to provide us with a photo, in the past we have been promised but .....

Let us know if you can't find the spare Julian!

That would be soooo cool and I will send a photo.... I promise

jacfan · Post by **jacfan** » Fri Aug 25, 2006 11:46 am

Julian Mayo wrote:
Ed wrote:
Julian Mayo wrote:
I will go on a search and discover tomorrow. Having moved house twice in 6 mnths it may take some time.
Having one of the highest posts/day figures, I am sure we could provide one in advance of the annual awards
Only condition is to provide us with a photo, in the past we have been promised but .....

Let us know if you can't find the spare Julian!

At this stage the funnel- webs are winning the battle of the garage, Ed !!
Am sending for a flame thrower

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh No funnel webs... please. I am a complete girlie girl when it comes to big spiders. EEEEEKKKKKKKKK

Julian Mayo · Post by **Julian Mayo** » Fri Aug 25, 2006 11:49 am

Ed wrote:
Julian Mayo wrote:
jacfan wrote:That would ultra cool.
I will go on a search and discover tomorrow. Having moved house twice in 6 mnths it may take some time.
Having one of the highest posts/day figures, I am sure we could provide one in advance of the annual awards
Only condition is to provide us with a photo, in the past we have been promised but .....

Let us know if you can't find the spare Julian!

The spare is in Springwood, Ed, and I won't be there for months to come.

jacfan · Post by **jacfan** » Fri Aug 25, 2006 11:50 am

The only jacket I recieved was this really nice white one......was dropped off by a couple guys in a big white van......seemed to be friends of julians....

Hey I have one of those too!! Are the sleeves wayyyyyyyyy too long on yours too? They can be wrapped around me several times.. very snug... in fact too snug. When I got mine they sent me to this really cool hotel, with really interesting walls.... sort of like a mattress on the walls and .... and I can't remember much else cause they kept trying to use the battery starter on me. Guess their batteries were flat

Julian Mayo · Post by **Julian Mayo** » Fri Aug 25, 2006 11:50 am

jacfan wrote:
Julian Mayo wrote:
Ed wrote:
Having one of the highest posts/day figures, I am sure we could provide one in advance of the annual awards
Only condition is to provide us with a photo, in the past we have been promised but .....

Let us know if you can't find the spare Julian!

At this stage the funnel- webs are winning the battle of the garage, Ed !!
Am sending for a flame thrower
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh No funnel webs... please. I am a complete girlie girl when it comes to big spiders. EEEEEKKKKKKKKK

Ed.......best give jacfan one of yours then

Julian Mayo · Post by **Julian Mayo** » Fri Aug 25, 2006 11:55 am

jacfan wrote:
The only jacket I recieved was this really nice white one......was dropped off by a couple guys in a big white van......seemed to be friends of julians....
Hey I have one of those too!! Are the sleeves wayyyyyyyyy too long on yours too? They can be wrapped around me several times.. very snug... in fact too snug. When I got mine they sent me to this really cool hotel, with really interesting walls.... sort of like a mattress on the walls and .... and I can't remember much else cause they kept trying to use the battery starter on me. Guess their batteries were flat

Batteries???????? .......... mattresses?????

jacfan · Post by **jacfan** » Fri Aug 25, 2006 11:58 am

Yep and lots of men in white coats..

Julian Mayo · Post by **Julian Mayo** » Fri Aug 25, 2006 12:01 pm

jacfan wrote:Yep and lots of men in white coats..

was this before or after several strawberry vodkas ??

jacfan · Post by **jacfan** » Fri Aug 25, 2006 12:04 pm

Julian Mayo wrote:
jacfan wrote:Yep and lots of men in white coats..
was this before or after several strawberry vodkas ??

Ah now that you mention it!! It was after several strawberry vodkas and several Midori and pineapples and a few cowboys and a glass of water. I see what you are thinking!!!

Don't drink water!!!