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Julian Mayo · Post by **Julian Mayo** » Thu Jul 20, 2006 11:08 am

cmlean wrote:Define 'normal'

Sleeping during the night, instead of dozing against the washing machine full of vomit stained pyjamas at 7am.
Rising at or after sunrise, able to think.
Having the expectation that when you go to sleep, that will be it til you wish to be awake
not having to endure a minimum 25 shouted/screamed "I HATE you/him/her"
before lunch, given that lunch is usually taken at 4pm and consists of anything the kids/dogs have not consumed.
Not contemplating a 4pack of Wild Turkey for breakfast during school holidays.
Not owning two rabid hounds who discover they can clear a ten ft concrete wall and really, really enjoy the trip in the Ranger's vehicle, at $200 each. Twice in one week.......til the method of escape was identified.
Not having to go down the driveway and tell the Ranger to stop parking there all day.
Sigh, there is much, much more, but I feel a pressing need to go and check on the Wild Turkey supply.................

cmlean · Post by **cmlean** » Thu Jul 20, 2006 12:37 pm

I've only two but the I hate you/him or her is a regular occurrence.
Haven't got a dog but can have one any time a cat wanders into the yard. Kids haven't been sick for a while (touch wood) but getting them to go to bed at a reasonable hour is always difficult.

Sounds like my normal is one you would prefer.

jacfan · Post by **jacfan** » Thu Jul 20, 2006 1:33 pm

Interesting concept. Normal. Hmmm not sure what normal is except for me.
Normally get to bed somewhere between midnight and 2 am. Arise whenever I feel so inclined. No kids to have to listen to, but do have five burmese cats!!! Home alone most days, with occasional visitors and gym, housework, hobbies and computer games etc. Evenings, after cooking dinner, cuddling on couch watching TV or playing some sort of game eg cards until bed time.

Not sure if this is considered normal but hey it works for me.

Julian Mayo · Post by **Julian Mayo** » Thu Jul 20, 2006 3:53 pm

cmlean wrote:I've only two but the I hate you/him or her is a regular occurrence.
Haven't got a dog but can have one any time a cat wanders into the yard. Kids haven't been sick for a while (touch wood) but getting them to go to bed at a reasonable hour is always difficult.

Sounds like my normal is one you would prefer.

Hell no!!!! I hate normal

Routine is a death sentence

mate there is no-one I would want to swap places with. No one !! Swap bank accounts yes

But it ends there

Julian Mayo · Post by **Julian Mayo** » Thu Jul 20, 2006 3:55 pm

jacfan wrote:Interesting concept. Normal. Hmmm not sure what normal is except for me.
Normally get to bed somewhere between midnight and 2 am. Arise whenever I feel so inclined. No kids to have to listen to, but do have five burmese cats!!! Home alone most days, with occasional visitors and gym, housework, hobbies and computer games etc. Evenings, after cooking dinner, cuddling on couch watching TV or playing some sort of game eg cards until bed time.
Not sure if this is considered normal but hey it works for me.

If one must have cats, Burmese are the only ones. they think they are part mongoose, part dog

cmlean · Post by **cmlean** » Thu Jul 20, 2006 9:53 pm

Those rangers can be a pain in the .............

Julian Mayo · Post by **Julian Mayo** » Thu Jul 20, 2006 11:29 pm

cmlean wrote:Those rangers can be a pain in the .............

That one doesn't camp outside my gate anymore

jacfan · Post by **jacfan** » Thu Jul 20, 2006 11:45 pm

Routine? Never heard the word.

Julian Mayo · Post by **Julian Mayo** » Fri Jul 21, 2006 1:15 am

jacfan wrote:Routine? Never heard the word.

A handy name in poker

Makes me feel all royal

jacfan · Post by **jacfan** » Fri Jul 21, 2006 11:49 am

Julian Mayo wrote:
jacfan wrote:Routine? Never heard the word.
A handy name in poker Makes me feel all royal

True

Was not thinking of poker.

Julian Mayo · Post by **Julian Mayo** » Fri Jul 21, 2006 12:55 pm

jacfan wrote:
Julian Mayo wrote:
jacfan wrote:Routine? Never heard the word.
A handy name in poker Makes me feel all royal
True Was not thinking of poker.

Then wha...........oh

jacfan · Post by **jacfan** » Tue Jul 25, 2006 3:37 pm

Oh no!! Someone has not cleaned up in here for a while. Who left the oven on??? Barkeep I will have a couple of JBn cokes while I ring the cleaning fairies and get this place cleaned up. Hmmmm must make some mini quiche while oven is hot.

Julian Mayo · Post by **Julian Mayo** » Tue Jul 25, 2006 4:55 pm

jacfan wrote:Oh no!! Someone has not cleaned up in here for a while. Who left the oven on??? Barkeep I will have a couple of JBn cokes while I ring the cleaning fairies and get this place cleaned up. Hmmmm must make some mini quiche while oven is hot.

"Florentine" please

jacfan · Post by **jacfan** » Tue Jul 25, 2006 9:23 pm

Ok the mini quiche are ready

"Florentine" as requested. Have also got some party pies and nachos if anyone is hungry.

Julian Mayo · Post by **Julian Mayo** » Tue Jul 25, 2006 9:42 pm

jacfan wrote:Ok the mini quiche are ready "Florentine" as requested. Have also got some party pies and nachos if anyone is hungry.

Beauty, I am gunna stay the night. wake me in the morning, I willl be on that bit of carpet over ....hang on, thats TK