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Post by Julian Mayo » Sat May 20, 2006 1:14 am

GhoGho wrote:
Julian Mayo wrote:
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Thats "Jaapies" Julian :lol: :lol:
Not in Gaelic 8) :up: :cheers:
I should have been Australian, my forefather jumped off an australian bound ship when it stopped in cape town, took on a new identity and stayed in SA :lol:
:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:

My grandmother was returning to Aust. the ship struck foul weather,... my mother was born in Capetown :shock:
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Post by GhoGho » Sat May 20, 2006 5:16 am

Julian Mayo wrote:
GhoGho wrote:
Julian Mayo wrote:
Not in Gaelic 8) :up: :cheers:
I should have been Australian, my forefather jumped off an australian bound ship when it stopped in cape town, took on a new identity and stayed in SA :lol:
:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:

My grandmother was returning to Aust. the ship struck foul weather,... my mother was born in Capetown :shock:
Oh oh.......... :shock:
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From the other thread......

Post by GhoGho » Sat May 20, 2006 5:33 am

First of all, barkeep get Julian a drink, sounds like he needs one....my tab, if i can have one
Julian Mayo wrote:
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Then how come I couldn't get a drive :furious:
Hours behind the wheel of a Ute dont count :lol:
Harumph....broke the over 3 litre record in a vauxhall cresta in my first hillclimb.....(using the nom de plume M Mousse......I was 15).....took out 60ft of wire and posts on the second run.....the corner post hurt the car a tad)
got to within .05 of the outright record in a Ferrari 250LM at a certain antipodean track which is still in use (albeit in shortened form..Jack Brabham Corner no longer exists)...at 18yo........then got drafted.....jeez you can have fun in an APC.....til they bust you back to footslogger for "wilful misuse of military equipment".........2 year ago stayed within .02 of a certain SBS driver in SS utes around Oran Park.....kept my kid alive and SAFE in a 1440 Km dash in ten hours in the Northern Territory....(Damn, those Cape Buff are BIG :shock: ..........etc .....etc
So how come Ide/Kimi can and I cannot :furious:
Your record seems pretty impressive, looks like you had a great deal of fun, any open wheel stuff :?:

Fire your manager, seems like he didnt do his part in securing a drive, better still sue the b@s+@^d :!: :!: Loss of income, defamation, pain and suffering, anguish, and anything else that comes to mind :evil:

Get a new manager and a good sponsor, buy a seat like the rest of them, simple really. Well, easier said than done.

Barkeep, get another round :!: :wink:
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Post by Julian Mayo » Sat May 20, 2006 9:21 am

GhoGho wrote:
Julian Mayo wrote:
GhoGho wrote:
I should have been Australian, my forefather jumped off an australian bound ship when it stopped in cape town, took on a new identity and stayed in SA :lol:
:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:

My grandmother was returning to Aust. the ship struck foul weather,... my mother was born in Capetown :shock:
Oh oh.......... :shock:
:D :wave:
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Re: From the other thread......

Post by Julian Mayo » Sat May 20, 2006 9:23 am

GhoGho wrote:First of all, barkeep get Julian a drink, sounds like he needs one....my tab, if i can have one
Julian Mayo wrote:
GhoGho wrote:
Hours behind the wheel of a Ute dont count :lol:
Harumph....broke the over 3 litre record in a vauxhall cresta in my first hillclimb.....(using the nom de plume M Mousse......I was 15).....took out 60ft of wire and posts on the second run.....the corner post hurt the car a tad)
got to within .05 of the outright record in a Ferrari 250LM at a certain antipodean track which is still in use (albeit in shortened form..Jack Brabham Corner no longer exists)...at 18yo........then got drafted.....jeez you can have fun in an APC.....til they bust you back to footslogger for "wilful misuse of military equipment".........2 year ago stayed within .02 of a certain SBS driver in SS utes around Oran Park.....kept my kid alive and SAFE in a 1440 Km dash in ten hours in the Northern Territory....(Damn, those Cape Buff are BIG :shock: ..........etc .....etc
So how come Ide/Kimi can and I cannot :furious:
Your record seems pretty impressive, looks like you had a great deal of fun, any open wheel stuff :?:

Fire your manager, seems like he didnt do his part in securing a drive, better still sue the b@s+@^d :!: :!: Loss of income, defamation, pain and suffering, anguish, and anything else that comes to mind :evil:

Get a new manager and a good sponsor, buy a seat like the rest of them, simple really. Well, easier said than done.

Barkeep, get another round :!: :wink:
What's a manager :shock: :?: :shock:
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Post by Julian Mayo » Mon May 22, 2006 12:03 am

:zzz: Just had 12 hours of those,.....for the first time since I was about 12......would hve slept for 24hrs I think...but the 10 yo kicked me in the ribs and slunk off muttering something about food........and "you can tell your bloody dogs to let go of me NOW , Dad."......Geez those dogs love me :lol:
point is I have been feeling absolutely like C R A P all day.
Anyone else feel like that after a Megasleep?
(I normally get by on 5-7hrs, but the Spanish Dancer has been back in town, :cry: .so its been 4-5hrs......geez that woman can talk) 8)
Anyways the drinks are on my long lost twin brother from Seth Efrikka.
:cheers: :drink: :drink: :drink: :drink: :drink: :drink: :drink: :drink: :drink: :drink: :drink: :drink: :up: :drink: :drink: :drink: :drink: :drink: :drink: :drink: :drink: :drink: :drink: :wave: :clap: :cheers: :drink: :drink: :drink: :drink: :drink: :coool: :coool: :coool: :up: :drink: :drink: :drink: :drink: :cheers: :cheers: :cheers: :clap: :wave:
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Post by Julian Mayo » Mon May 22, 2006 12:21 am

PS.............bartender.......that is a totally unacceptable amoount of head.

Keep it up and Rah will have yours on a platter.
And Bundy will sautee it and serve it :shock:
My shout this time
:drink: :drink: :drink: :drink: :drink: :drink: :drink: :drink: :drink: :drink: :drink: :drink: :drink: :drink: :drink: :drink: :drink: :drink: :drink: :drink: :drink: :drink: :drink: :drink: :drink: :rolling: :rolling: :rolling: :rolling: burp :coffee: hic sho howd Anbrosh go Mder :?: :?:
The lucky bugga, I woulda flogged him at Oran Park that day........but it was Rusty Ingall's turn to try and flog the new Utes to us. I reckon Rusty was under pressure....the faster he went, the faster I went. Glued to him, I was. !
Lap after lap, .........no way he could shake me.
Then........the flag !!!!!!
He wandered off for a cuppa.
The Ambos lowered my body temp enough to safely transport me to the Med. Centre (900 mtres) :cry:
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Post by mlittle » Wed May 24, 2006 3:16 pm

Julian Mayo wrote:PS.............bartender.......that is a totally unacceptable amoount of head.

Keep it up and Rah will have yours on a platter.
And Bundy will sautee it and serve it :shock:
My shout this time
:drink: :drink: :drink: :drink: :drink: :drink: :drink: :drink: :drink: :drink: :drink: :drink: :drink: :drink: :drink: :drink: :drink: :drink: :drink: :drink: :drink: :drink: :drink: :drink: :drink: :rolling: :rolling: :rolling: :rolling: burp :coffee: hic sho howd Anbrosh go Mder :?: :?:
The lucky bugga, I woulda flogged him at Oran Park that day........but it was Rusty Ingall's turn to try and flog the new Utes to us. I reckon Rusty was under pressure....the faster he went, the faster I went. Glued to him, I was. !
Lap after lap, .........no way he could shake me.
Then........the flag !!!!!!
He wandered off for a cuppa.
The Ambos lowered my body temp enough to safely transport me to the Med. Centre (900 mtres) :cry:
Ouch.........hope everything's okay. :alright:

There should be a posting of last week's NCTS race over on the "AMBROSE WATCH" thread, Julian, but he lasted all of 6 laps before he spun exiting turn 4, along with two other trucks trying to avoid his......he ended up finishing shotgun on the field(36th out of 36 trucks), but he wasn't the only driver to have trouble there last week. :shock: :shock: :shock:

Anyway, after finding out I've got to work Memorial Day Sunday(meaning I'll miss the 500!!) :x , all I can say is, barkeep...I'll have one of whatever Julian's having. :drink: :drink: :drink:
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Post by Kapel » Thu May 25, 2006 12:50 am

U guys are drunk! :D

Barkeep,can i have one of those what Julian is having :wink: :shock: :shock:
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Post by <T-K> » Thu May 25, 2006 12:53 am

Kapel wrote:Barkeep,can i have one of those what Julian is having :wink: :shock: :shock:

I tried that once.......crawled home... :wink:

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Post by Kapel » Thu May 25, 2006 12:58 am

<T-K> wrote:
Kapel wrote:Barkeep,can i have one of those what Julian is having :wink: :shock: :shock:

I tried that once.......crawled home... :wink:
Thats precisely i wanna do.. :shock: :shock:
Barkeep,make it a double :wink:

I've been in office for 3 days now :!: :cry:
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Post by Julian Mayo » Thu May 25, 2006 8:21 am

Kapel wrote:
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Kapel wrote:Barkeep,can i have one of those what Julian is having :wink: :shock: :shock:

I tried that once.......crawled home... :wink:
Thats precisely i wanna do.. :shock: :shock:
Barkeep,make it a double :wink:

I've been in office for 3 days now :!: :cry:
Be careful...........the results of drinking my poison include continually posting off topic, posting unfunny one liners, wing walking on grounded aircraft, and a fatal attraction to Spanish Dancers with many large brothers, uncles and cousins. :cry:
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Post by Kapel » Thu May 25, 2006 3:39 pm

Julian Mayo wrote: Be careful...........the results of drinking my poison include continually posting off topic, posting unfunny one liners, wing walking on grounded aircraft, and a fatal attraction to Spanish Dancers with many large brothers, uncles and cousins. :cry:
U sure :?: :wink: :lol:
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Post by Julian Mayo » Thu May 25, 2006 5:18 pm

Kapel wrote:
Julian Mayo wrote: Be careful...........the results of drinking my poison include continually posting off topic, posting unfunny one liners, wing walking on grounded aircraft, and a fatal attraction to Spanish Dancers with many large brothers, uncles and cousins. :cry:
U sure :?: :wink: :lol:
:cry: Dam sure :cry:
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Post by mlittle » Mon May 29, 2006 10:51 am

Barkeep, it has been one interesting raceday. First, Alonso wins in Monaco, then Hornish sneaks past little' ole Marco for the win at Indy......I definitely need a drink. One very large glass of iced tea, and..........barkeep, has anyone seen the Cessna; did they finally get it fixed and flightworthy?? :shock: :shock: :lol: :cheers: :fly2: :fly2: :drink: :burnout:
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