When historians write about the 2006 season in motorsports, they'll point to some of the obvious......Sebastien Bourdais and Sam Hornish, Jr. winning their third series titles' in their respective series, Fernando Alonso winning his second straight Formula 1 WDC......but what else happened in 2006???..................
~~In yet another reason why the IRL has
no sense of marketing.....they brought in the silver-tongued thief.....I meant, series pitchman, Gene Simmons, who came up with the dumbest pitchsong for any racing series, "I am Indy". Where's Betelguese Productions when ya' need 'em?
~~Prior to the IRL season opener in Homestead, I predicted total parity and a close fight for the series championship since everyone would be driving Honda-powered IndyCars......boy, was I wrong OR what?
~~To give you an idea of how far open-wheel racing has fallen in North America, the ratings for NASCAR's Nextel Cup season-opener, the Daytona 500 were an 11.3. Even if you added the ratings for both ChampCar and the IRL for 2006, they wouldn't even equal a 9.0.
~~In the first of five Busch Series races in 2006, ChampCar's Paul Tracy charged from 40th to 10th before John Andretti spun him out, causing PT to quip, "I guess now I can say that I've been hit by every Andretti now..." Let's see, there's
Il Commendatore, Mario; there's Michael; there's John and Jeff........hey PT, ya' forgot little 'ole Marco......
~~18 drivers take the green flag at Long Beach.......and almost immediately a qtr. of the field gets taken out in the first turn, giving SeaBass an easy walk to the win
~~the Old Geezers Club comes out of retirement to race at Indy......oops, I meant, Michael Andretti, Eddie Cheever, Jr. and "Little" Al Unser, Jr., confirming that some drivers will do anything to keep an Indy 500 field at 33 cars.....at least Michael made it to the podium.
~~during the last laps of the 90th running of "the Greatest Spectacle in Racing", ABC analyst Rusty Wallace says "this is one of the best races at Daytona I've ever seen......."; maybe its' just m, or could it be that maybe you've been breathing too many methanol fumes, Rusty...............
~~After Eddie Cheever, Jr. takes out Marco Andretti during the race at Watkins Glen(the second driver he took out that day......

), Marco remarked to the media, "That guy's an idiot and he doesn't belong out there....." Well spoken words, Marco.....
~~For the first time in the modern era of AOWR, ChampCar releases a schedule
without an oval race........I can't wait for KK and Forsythe to talk about how they've got a diverse schedule of races....
~~After getting hosed by RuSport, A.J. Allmendinger wins the first of five races for Forsythe at Portland; what should've been the best story of the year turns into utter ashes when A.J. bolts for the money of NASCAR.........(next bunch of thoughts censored...............

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~~Fight Night at San Jose...........rather than explain what happened btwn. Paul "Dumb---" Tracy and Alex "the Genius" Tagliani, just go to the YouTube forum and watch "Fight Night @ San Jose......."
~~Driving to Asheville to visit friends, I get a cellphone call from close friend Brett Moose, who says, "Matt, I hope you're not stuck in traffic.....Montoya's headin' to NASCAR for 2007." My response, "Yeah, right.......and W's a ------' genius, too." Moments later, Moose turns up the volume on the widescreen at his place, and over the cell I'm hearing the press conference at Chicagoland with the Chipster and JPM.......I'm willing to bet that somewhere in Brazil, the late great F1 legend Ayrton Senna was rolling over in his grave at that moment in time.
~~Fight Night II......while teammate A.J. Allmendinger was racing to a win in Denver, Paul Tracy decided to become a kamikaze.......and Sebastien Bourdais was the victim. PT 2, French-Canadians 0.........the next ChampCar race, ironically, was in the heart of the Franco-phone world in NA motorsports, Montreal......
~~Following the day-to-day news concerning the injuries Cristiano da Matta suffered in a testing crash at Road America.....here's wishing you continued success in your rehabilitation, Shorty!!!
~~Prior to the ChampCar season finale in Mexico City, Paul Tracy injures his shoulder in a golf-cart accident......rumor has it that the driver of said golf cart was Alex Tagliani......whoops.
~~Here's a disparity for you.......at their annual banquet, 2006 Nextel Cup champion Jimmie Johnson received a check for $15,875,125. At their banquet, Sebastien Bourdais received......$500,000.
~~In an eerie similarity to PT's accident, Johnson injures his wrist after falling off of a golf cart.....rumor has it that Dale, Jr. was driving the golf cart and received advice from Tag on how to throw someone off of 'em....
Anyway..........now the notebooks are empty, the pens are dry, and I'm off to the Idiots Bar to ring in the New Year in North America for 2007........as the late Greg Moore would always say.........
See You At the Front!!!!
