F1 Idiots bar

Kapel · Post by **Kapel** » Thu Mar 23, 2006 9:50 pm

Julian Mayo wrote:The bartender thinks my name is Kapel,

Barkeep,do u know whose gonna pay all this bill?

..........(background voice)....Julian,Julian,Julian,Julian,Julian,Julian,Julian,Julian,Julian,Julian,
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mlittle · Post by **mlittle** » Mon Mar 27, 2006 10:31 am

Hey, barkeep....let me have one iced tea, and one shot of jack daniels.

Wait....you know, considering the events at Homestead today, forget the iced tea and let me have two shots of jack and a redbull-vodka today, okay?

Julian Mayo · Post by **Julian Mayo** » Mon Mar 27, 2006 10:38 am

mlittle wrote:Hey, barkeep....let me have one iced tea, and one shot of jack daniels.

Wait....you know, considering the events at Homestead today, forget the iced tea and let me have two shots of jack and a redbull-vodka today, okay?

I'm over here Mfer, having a quiet toast to the men and women who entertain us with our favourite sport, and another to those who have died doing what they wanted to do.

mlittle · Post by **mlittle** » Mon Mar 27, 2006 10:44 am

Julian Mayo wrote:
mlittle wrote:Hey, barkeep....let me have one iced tea, and one shot of jack daniels.

Wait....you know, considering the events at Homestead today, forget the iced tea and let me have two shots of jack and a redbull-vodka today, okay?
I'm over here Mfer, having a quiet toast to the men and women who entertain us with our favourite sport, and another to those who have died doing what they wanted to do.

At least I won't be drinking alone. Thanks.

Kapel · Post by **Kapel** » Mon Mar 27, 2006 7:25 pm

mlittle wrote:
Julian Mayo wrote:
mlittle wrote:Hey, barkeep....let me have one iced tea, and one shot of jack daniels.

Wait....you know, considering the events at Homestead today, forget the iced tea and let me have two shots of jack and a redbull-vodka today, okay?
I'm over here Mfer, having a quiet toast to the men and women who entertain us with our favourite sport, and another to those who have died doing what they wanted to do.
At least I won't be drinking alone. Thanks.

Hey Mfer,i shall join u too,it is a sad moment

Kapel · Post by **Kapel** » Tue Mar 28, 2006 4:38 pm

Barkeep,can u please give me a double Vodka-redbull...N please turn off the TV..dont wanna watch the India cricket match...please switch it to discovery Channel

<T-K> · Post by **<T-K>** » Tue Mar 28, 2006 5:36 pm

Kapel wrote:Barkeep,can u please give me a double Vodka-redbull...N please turn off the TV..dont wanna watch the India cricket match...please switch it to discovery Channel

There is a good documentary about leprechauns on at the moment......something about flying to the end of the rainbow....think I might give it a bash....

Julian Mayo · Post by **Julian Mayo** » Tue Mar 28, 2006 10:14 pm

Barkeep, y'all cn throw half a jug of corn whusky inter the Missus Danica funnel, n t'row a wedge of salt pork on the bar, y'all hear now. I just cum down offen the side a Cold Mountain. Met a mighty purty Austral'n girl up'n them hills name a Nicole. N a whole bunch a tarheels.

Those boys are so tough they coulda almost made it on the Austalian frontier, where more people died of "gunshot" than on any other frontier. So lets drink ter hard men from /in hard places.

Julian Mayo · Post by **Julian Mayo** » Tue Mar 28, 2006 11:08 pm

I was going to order a sangria, til I read where some spanish people support Bullfighting with the Bull's death as the goal. Make mine a Melbourne Bitter, out here we ride the Bad buggas, and breed from the worst. A Bull called "Chainsaw" tossed 80 straight, inside the time. He has little bulls all over the country. Over there they breed the guts out of them, then stick em with bloody great pigstickers after half a dozen blokes have near bled them to death first. Geez I would love to take them, and those who support them out on a pig stickin hunt. Hope they can climb trees

Smuggle some of "Chainsaw's" Kids into Spain

Julian Mayo · Post by **Julian Mayo** » Wed Mar 29, 2006 1:54 am

A schooner of Soda water, my flack jacket, Kevlar helmet, baton, 10 gauge Remington, and my personalised Glock. por favor....As usual put them on the motorised dummy and send the poor buuga out the front door.
Now where is the bloody trapdoor..........last time I was up this late I did a nosedive under the tattered old Tigerskin rug straight into the hardwood floor, thank god TK softened my dive.........has he come out yet?

<T-K> · Post by **<T-K>** » Wed Mar 29, 2006 6:23 pm

Julian Mayo wrote:A schooner of Soda water, my flack jacket, Kevlar helmet, baton, 10 gauge Remington, and my personalised Glock. por favor....As usual put them on the motorised dummy and send the poor buuga out the front door.
Now where is the bloody trapdoor..........last time I was up this late I did a nosedive under the tattered old Tigerskin rug straight into the hardwood floor, thank god TK softened my dive.........has he come out yet?

Uh.....yeah..I think so......

Drink please...non alchoholic...I'm on a detox...

mlittle · Post by **mlittle** » Wed Mar 29, 2006 7:25 pm

I wondered what all that racket was.......well, at least you look unhurt, T-K....then again, you did break Julian's dive or fall or whatever happened.

Something non-alcoholic, huh? Okay.....barkeep! 2 iced teas and 2 RedBulls......just the RedBulls', ok; no vodka; he did say non-alcoholic.

Kapel · Post by **Kapel** » Thu Mar 30, 2006 2:04 pm

Oh C'mon guys,what this thing about non-alcoholic

Last couple of days left for Julian's party to end...lets make most of it

Bundy · Post by **Bundy** » Thu Mar 30, 2006 2:05 pm

Barman.......LOAD ME UP SUNSHINE

Julian Mayo · Post by **Julian Mayo** » Thu Mar 30, 2006 3:44 pm

Kapel wrote:Oh C'mon guys,what this thing about non-alcoholic

Last couple of days left for Julian's party to end...lets make most of it

iiissssss awwrite kapsh, Im drunkin theri shshshair