The Off Topic Thread

[jacfan]

cough, cough, Ed will tell you....I Never Ever come in here

Yes but you always end up here! Why is that?

That's JM Typical

He gets dragged in here by a Wild Turkey with evil intent.

[gkaytaz]

Yes but you always end up here! Why is that?

That's JM Typical

He gets dragged in here by a Wild Turkey with evil intent.

Only this time it was a fistful of weird currency, some pocket lint and Snowy

[jacfan]

We are not safe anywhere.

[gkaytaz]

We are not safe anywhere.

This thread is probably the safest of all

[Snowy]

We are not safe anywhere.

This thread is probably the safest of all

Safe for whom? I've got an eirie feeling I've been here before.

[gkaytaz]

Safe for whom? I've got an eirie feeling I've been here before.

Never mind, it's just a mild case of deja vu.

[Julian Mayo]

cough, cough, Ed will tell you....I Never Ever come in here

Yes but you always end up here! Why is that?

That's JM Typical

Oh No my friend, this is atypical.........to know where I will end up at any given time,
. on any given day,
is to venture into a darkness that will assure you will have not the comfort of a good woman turning on the TV whilest you chill the tiinnies
Care for a walk on the wild side ? inverted of course

[Julian Mayo]

We are not safe anywhere.

You know where the Blanket is........remember the drill........tall cylindrical........=.....smoke grenades, ......then start throwing your way into the centre of "Blanky", then you flick the AK 50 that u find there to Southernman...............bend Bundy towards the threat, ignite his breath with the zippo, exit thru the hole in the wall that his jet propelled body makes, whilst trying not to observe the results of his oral flame thrower,
and meet me under the wing of the cessna.
I have yet to met a woman who did not benefit from a full body massage from my sensuous hands, at 10ft inverted +180 knots

[Julian Mayo]

We are not safe anywhere.

This thread is probably the safest of all

Safe for whom? I've got an eirie feeling I've been here before.

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[gkaytaz]

Oh No my friend, this is atypical.........to know where I will end up at any given time,
. on any given day,
is to venture into a darkness that will assure you will have not the comfort of a good woman turning on the TV whilest you chill the tiinnies
Care for a walk on the wild side ? inverted of course

I see. Well then, lead the way. Wild side is okay but inverted... That is Snowy's specialty.

[Julian Mayo]

Oh No my friend, this is atypical.........to know where I will end up at any given time,
. on any given day,
is to venture into a darkness that will assure you will have not the comfort of a good woman turning on the TV whilest you chill the tiinnies
Care for a walk on the wild side ? inverted of course

I see. Well then, lead the way. Wild side is okay but inverted... That is Snowy's specialty.

I suggest you fetch a strong torch,2 candles, a stout rope, 14 aspirin, 3 bandaids, 3 rolls of antacids,a strong cross, a bible, koran or what ever brings solace to what will be the dessicated shrivelled husk of your soul,and some way of marking the trail, should you so fortunate, or still have the desire, as to find your way back to whence you came.

[gkaytaz]

Oh No my friend, this is atypical.........to know where I will end up at any given time,
. on any given day,
is to venture into a darkness that will assure you will have not the comfort of a good woman turning on the TV whilest you chill the tiinnies
Care for a walk on the wild side ? inverted of course

I see. Well then, lead the way. Wild side is okay but inverted... That is Snowy's specialty.

I suggest you fetch a strong torch,2 candles, a stout rope, 14 aspirin, 3 bandaids, 3 rolls of antacids,a strong cross, a bible, koran or what ever brings solace to what will be the dessicated shrivelled husk of your soul,and some way of marking the trail, should you so fortunate, or still have the desire, as to find your way back to whence you came.

Torch and candles; check.
Rope; yup.
Aspirin, band-aid, antacids: all present.
Cross, some sort of holy book, garlic, silverware: you never know
Trail-marker: no need. I have no intention of returning.

[Julian Mayo]

I see. Well then, lead the way. Wild side is okay but inverted... That is Snowy's specialty.

I suggest you fetch a strong torch,2 candles, a stout rope, 14 aspirin, 3 bandaids, 3 rolls of antacids,a strong cross, a bible, koran or what ever brings solace to what will be the dessicated shrivelled husk of your soul,and some way of marking the trail, should you so fortunate, or still have the desire, as to find your way back to whence you came.

Torch and candles; check.
Rope; yup.
Aspirin, band-aid, antacids: all present.
Cross, some sort of holy book, garlic, silverware: you never know
Trail-marker: no need. I have no intention of returning.

Pack one towl, or owl or both, a black dressing gown with gold brocade
, a pair of waders, a 10 gauge side by side (By Greener of London, of course) with 100 round of Birdshot n Buckshot, one Tart, all the Ivory you possess, give away all your season tickets etc, a bowl of tulips will be of no use,........and don't forget your toothbrush, and a carbonette.

[Julian Mayo]

Further to that you will require a large Esky, one third filled with ice , a booking at a luxurous Hostel for your good lady, for 3 days, and a compass

[gkaytaz]

Further to that you will require a large Esky, one third filled with ice , a booking at a luxurous Hostel for your good lady, for 3 days, and a compass

Everything but the gown. That's gotta go.