Drivers deliberately not finishing a race

K-D · Post by **K-D** » Fri Mar 18, 2005 1:48 am

Ed wrote:
Kapel wrote:Hey Ed,

How many post did he put up to be one??

Congrats Julian
We thought of having a rank system that is different and since this forum is all about Formula 1 (almost!), we thought giving ranks based on a driver's career path would be a good idea.

To become a Formula 1 racer you'll need 500 posts. There are ranks further up but I'm not disclosing them

Maybe by 2008 we can run our own series

Hmmmmm....

I joined on the 14th, this post is at time of writing my 24th. Keeping up the average will take me an additional 79 days to become a F1 driver...

We should suggest this to the young Italian, who thinks himself a good enough driver.

THIS!! is the shortcut to Fame, Fortune and Championships....

Julian Mayo · Post by **Julian Mayo** » Fri Mar 18, 2005 5:58 am

I now have a misshapen head from my lady slappin me upside it for spending too much time in the forum, my dogs bark at me when I get up from the computer, and my kids have forgotten my name. Too bad, this is F1!!!!!

lemon_martini2 · Post by **lemon_martini2** » Sat Mar 19, 2005 3:37 am

julian mayo wrote:But Ive got to take the Ute for its daily full throttle thrashing or it sulks.

Yep cars are like women

gotta give em a daily thrashing to stop em sulking

julian mayo wrote:I now have a misshapen head from my lady slappin me upside it for spending too much time in the forum, my dogs bark at me when I get up from the computer, and my kids have forgotten my name. Too bad, this is F1!!!!!

The misshapen head was as a result of that botched alien abduction attempt.The dogs bark at you when you get up because they have spent the last 2 hours with your backside on top of them.And the kids have always just referred to as 'Possibly-My-Daddy Contender #3'

No offence meant of course.Have a beer

Julian Mayo · Post by **Julian Mayo** » Sat Mar 19, 2005 6:56 am

with the genetic influences there aint no misstaken who their daddy is!!
YO and if miss tease ever reads the line about cars n women yo aint gunna have no haid !!

Southernman · Post by **Southernman** » Sat Mar 19, 2005 7:31 am

Well done Julian for becoming A F1 racer. I guess that you'll be aiming for F1 champ beside your name now.

If I didn't fluke it into the last years top ten, I'd have "cart racer" or "just started" beside my name.

lemon_martini2 · Post by **lemon_martini2** » Sat Mar 19, 2005 10:28 am

Miss Tease is safely stashed away on another forum, well away from the gaze of anyone here...

Oh bugger I forgot Evil Giraffe lurked here too...